You know I'm right...
2007-03-13 09:16:29 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Heh-heh. I was just wondering what it was like to do a weird, incomplete rant...=0)
Kinda fun, really...
2007-03-13 09:26:26 · update #1
What about the apple pie, hmmm? It's been months now...
I'm beginning to lose my faith :(
2007-03-13 09:22:21 · answer #1 · answered by Snark 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Kittens or of Satan dear,all cats or evil. thyist didn't know this?
only a Dawg like mine will enjoy the fruits of heaven sayist me.
this was revealed to me by the holy spirit of the forest
accept the spirit into you human .it is here for all creatures, well .eccept cats
Sorry about the cats not getting into heaven dear
signed;Forest Sky Yeti
leader of the mighty Bigfoot Klan of N America
2007-03-13 16:24:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
"And the Lord spake unto the crowd, saying, 'Behold the kittens.' And a great hush fell over them as they beheld the kittens betumbling themselves, yea, and being verily cute. The Lord then said, 'Come on, you must admit, kittens are one of my best inventions.' And the crowd agreed, saying 'Aww...'"
Hello Kitty 12:3-6
2007-03-13 16:32:39 · answer #3 · answered by pasdeberet 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You are right, the existence of Kittens proves there is a God, they are sooooo cute.
Now that I am on your side, where can I get an anti abortion sign and a club to get the gays with??
2007-03-13 16:20:52 · answer #4 · answered by ɹɐǝɟsuɐs Blessed Cheese Maker 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Yes, the bible is a fairytale fantasy story written by man.
2007-03-13 16:19:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
You know I'm making a list of all these... and this one is the best so far!
Kittens are cute.
Therefore God exists.
It's so simple, yet so overwhelming.
2007-03-13 16:22:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
I would not apply a Bible to kittens, wouldn't that be animal abuse?
_()_
2007-03-13 16:20:26 · answer #7 · answered by vinslave 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
i can honestly say that i have never seen my kittens reading the bible, but they do like kitty treats.
2007-03-13 16:20:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
This is an "Every time someone masturbates, God kills a kitten" questions, isn't it?
Hey, don't look at me. I'm still at work. ;-)
2007-03-13 16:52:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
What about kittens? I don't understand the question...
2007-03-13 16:18:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋