A travelling salesman's car breaks down in the middle of nowhere. He gets out and tries to find something close by -- and comes upon a farm. Not believing his luck, he knocks on the door and a farmer answers.
"Sir," says the salesman. "Could you help me? My car's broken down, and I need a place to stay for the night."
"Sure," says the farmer. "But I only have one bed, and my very, very ugly daughter sleeps there."
"Oh, crap," says the salesman. "I'm in the wrong joke."
2007-03-13 08:58:58 · 18 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
wow. this is just hilarious!
2007-03-13 10:14:24 · answer #1 · answered by sleekseke 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like the twist Cowboy.
Fab 10/10 *
Tink xx
2007-03-13 09:04:35 · answer #2 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont get it idea.. a woman replaced into helping her husband set up his computer, and on the right aspect in the technique, the computer suggested him that he may now, favor to enter a password. some thing he will use to bypass on line. The husband replaced into in a marginally amorous mood and figured he may attempt for the wonder outcome to carry this to his spouse's interest. So, at the same time as the computer requested him to enter his password, he made it it appears that evidently obtrusive to his spouse what he replaced into entering into by ability of declaring each letter out loud as he typed: P... E... N... I... S. His spouse fell off her chair giggling at the same time as the computer replied: *** PASSWORD REJECTED. no longer lengthy adequate
2016-12-01 22:53:22 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ermmmm ok.nearly!!xx
2007-03-13 09:11:02 · answer #4 · answered by SUZANNE R 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a twist of lemon cause this joke was sour.
2007-03-13 09:07:58 · answer #5 · answered by Mrspaul 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Okay, you got me this time! LOL.
Unexpected IS best! LOL.
Have a great evening, and thanks for the laughs!
2007-03-13 09:50:21 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wake me up someone when this is over.
2007-03-13 09:15:40 · answer #7 · answered by mariolla oneill 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very original.
2007-03-13 10:01:47 · answer #8 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROTFLMAO&PMSL what i am ansring the wrong question
2007-03-13 09:03:42 · answer #9 · answered by Michael D 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
brill lol
2007-03-13 09:27:44 · answer #10 · answered by dunrockin404 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋