A man is doing yard work and his wife is about to take a shower. The man realizes that he can't find the rake. He yells up to his wife, "Where is the rake?" She can't hear him and shouts back, "What?"
The man first points to his eye, then points to his knee and finally makes a raking motion.
The wife is not sure and says, "What?" The man repeats his gestures. "EYE KNEE THE RAKE"
The wife replies that she understands and signals back. She first points to her eye, then points to her left br£ast, then points to her butt, and finally to her crotch.
Well, the man has no clue on that one. Exasperated, he goes upstairs and asks her, "What in the friggin' hell was that?"
She replies, "EYE - LEFT T$T - BEHIND - THE BUSH".
2007-03-13 08:52:51 · 33 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one Tink.10/10.!!!
E-mail on the blink can't read as it is all blank.
ha ha that's computers for you,not funny at all.It's frustrating when a person cannot reply,sorry.
2007-03-13 13:23:39 · answer #1 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you are one hell of a jokster 10/10
2007-03-14 00:56:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Oldie, but Goodie! LOL.
Great Joke!
2007-03-13 09:53:29 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one tink whats a bush tehe10/10
2007-03-13 09:15:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Enjoyed that one, can just imagine it, must try it out.10/10
2007-03-13 09:05:48 · answer #5 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is seriously funny and very clever. Loved it.
2007-03-13 10:07:55 · answer #6 · answered by Cowboy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great,made a bad day end on a funny note !!
2007-03-13 09:05:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The male mind never will cease to astound the public....LOL
WTG
Ta!!!! xox
2007-03-17 17:29:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
these people really need to learn sign language
2007-03-16 13:12:50 · answer #9 · answered by JJ J 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok then.
i know a bunch of guys who would laugh at that.
2007-03-13 09:01:49 · answer #10 · answered by apolloK♫ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋