a baby chewing razor blades
2007-03-13 08:50:12 · 18 answers · asked by the wheel 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
whats blue and flails around your kitchen floor?
a baby in a plastic bag.
what sits in a corner and goes, red, white, red, white, red white?
a baby with a potato peeler.
Whats red and green and goes about 30 mph?
A baby in a lawn mowers blades
Whats the difference between a collection of dead babies and a Cadillac?
I dont have a Cadillac in my garage!
Lighten up people....they're only jokes!
2007-03-13 09:03:58 · answer #1 · answered by Snow Bunnie 4 · 4⤊ 3⤋
Omg how rude. Especially a baby? Do you have a soul? Would you have liked it if you were chewing on razor blades? That would be extremely stupid for a prent to do, unless they were Peter Griffn (he invented a fan powered shaving razor). Idc if it was Britney Spears or Micheal Jackson even that joke was so cruel so I would say, I domn't liek it at all!
2007-03-13 08:54:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
funny but wrong i like this one Two priests are off to the showers late one night. They undress and step into the showers before they realize there is no soap. Father John says he has soap in his room and goes to get it, not bothering to dress.
He grabs 2 bars of soap, one in each hand, and heads back to the showers. He is halfway down the hall when he sees 3 nuns heading his way. Having no place to hide, he stands against the wall and freezes like he's a statue.
The nuns stop and comment on how lifelike he looks. The first nun suddenly reaches out and pulls on his manhood. Startled, he drops a bar of soap. "Oh look," says the first nun, "it's a soap dispenser." To test her theory the second nun also pulls on his manhood. Sure enough, he drops the second bar of soap. Now the third nun decides to have a go. She pulls once, then twice, and three times, but nothing happens. So she gives several more tugs, then yells. "Holy Mary, Mother of God, hand lotion too!"
2007-03-13 09:00:24 · answer #3 · answered by jordanjudy 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
thats so mean! haha how did the baby get razor blades in the first place?
2007-03-13 08:56:00 · answer #4 · answered by Mazza 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
bad mental image
2007-03-13 10:21:41 · answer #5 · answered by Cannon Nivram 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Eeewwww...
2007-03-13 11:01:09 · answer #6 · answered by Dusty 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's one of those jokes when you know you shouldn't laugh, but you do.
2007-03-13 08:55:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
That's really horrible
2007-03-13 08:54:03 · answer #8 · answered by CHARISMA 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
thats real bad
2007-03-13 08:53:44 · answer #9 · answered by chuckydoll 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
have you just started reading jokes
2007-03-13 08:55:48 · answer #10 · answered by dunrockin404 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋