my math teacher( a guy) is dis'sing me alot (ex do you know jo: jo who JOMAMA, thats old,and i say what are u looking at and he says i dont know what it is but it looks pretty ugly and he laughs.) i would like to know what are some clean dis's or clean come backs i can get him with....nothing like yo mama jokes.....thanks.....
2007-03-13 08:20:48 · 16 answers · asked by Mr T 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh, and "yes" does not help one bit!!!!
2007-03-13 08:27:51 · update #1
oh forget the ok thingy, that was another user being stupid
2007-03-15 10:32:02 · update #2
Anything to do with something obvious in a persons character
IE: Big nose, fat, baldness
that will usually shut them up.
NO YO MAMMA JOKES!! they are so outdated
Here are some suggetsions:
-Real funny. Last time i saw some old fart try to be hip, he broke a leg.
-Whats the matter, not getting any at home?
-Why are you so depressed? Last time i checked a teacher got paid...o wait not that much sorry?
-Wait untill u get fired! that will be so much funnier then what your brain can process
-This joke stuff is getting old, like your face
-Wow that was one of your shorter disses. When your wife(or gf) told me you were short, they were totally off!
Thats all i got. Im pretty good at getting teachers fired too!
2007-03-13 08:24:03 · answer #1 · answered by DaDill51 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.
I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!
Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?
Don't you need a license to be that ugly?
I see the wheel is spinning, but the hamster looks dead.
If you had another brain, it would be lonely.
2007-03-13 15:26:42 · answer #2 · answered by Stina 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He sounds pretty cool. I'll bet this class is going to be a ball. If he's a little hefty you could say comment on his spare tire. I'm really bad at come backs. But, I love classes like this..enjoy!
2007-03-13 15:27:17 · answer #3 · answered by DizziDazi 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, tomorrow, you can just look him straight in the face and say "Happy Pi Day"
I am suprised at the number of people, including a lot of mathematicans that do not know that tomorrow is Pi day. . .
2007-03-13 15:29:05 · answer #4 · answered by Walking Man 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well for: i dont know what it is but it looks pretty ugly (this is pathetic but) say thats weird i'm holding a mirror or simply say u?
and just make up any comebacks even if they suck
2007-03-13 15:28:23 · answer #5 · answered by A Randome Person 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
After school, sneak up behind him while he's going to his car and hold a gun to his head. Wait for him to piss his pants and then say "got you good f u ck er!!" Then run away.
2007-03-13 15:56:40 · answer #6 · answered by DewBerry 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here are a couple:
"I've been called worse by better."
"That was funny....back in 1952!"
2007-03-13 15:30:40 · answer #7 · answered by Experto Credo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ask if there is a mirror on his desk because you know you look good. Then you laugh
2007-03-13 15:26:48 · answer #8 · answered by Rose K 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The last time I saw something that looked like you, I flushed it.
2007-03-13 15:24:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
At least my ego doesn't need so much desperate boosting that I have to pick on kids.
2007-03-13 15:23:48 · answer #10 · answered by meep meep 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋