One fine day Mister Rabbit goes running around the forest.
He sees a giraffe rolling a joint. "Giraffe, giraffe! Why do you do drugs? Come run with me instead!"
So the giraffe stops rolling his joint and runs with the rabbit.
Then they come across an elephant doing lines. Says the rabbit: "Elephant, elephant, why do you do drugs? Come run with us instead."
So the elephant stops and goes running with the two. Then they come across a lion preparing a syringe. "Lion, lion," cries the rabbit, "Why do you do drugs? Come run with us instead."
The lion, with a mighty roar, bangs the rabbit to smithereens.
"No!" the giraffe and the elephant cry. "Why did you do that? All he was trying to do was to help you out!"
The lion replied, "Damn rabbit always makes me run around the friggin' forest when he's on speed!"
2007-03-13 08:02:56 · 36 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Fantastic, loved it.
2007-03-13 08:24:04 · answer #1 · answered by Cowboy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice to start the evening with a laugh 10 out of 10.
2007-03-13 08:06:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one Tink, have a star, 10/10 x
2007-03-13 08:28:33 · answer #3 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heehee, childrens are great, are not they :-) Your posting only jogged my memory of a few infants'costs I certainly have someplace, yet i can not discover them. i will purely bear in concepts 3 of them: - "Muslim Bible is termed Kodak" , - "whilst human beings stopped being apes, they became Egiptians" and - "My sister is rather unwell. on a daily basis she has to take a pill. yet she would not want our mothers and dads to rigidity, so she does it secretly." :-) I do have some youngster's costs approximately their mom, however. i will positioned up them on the instant away! :-) thank you for a giggle!!!
2016-11-25 00:52:52 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I beg to differ, x-jo... It's simple math, really:
Animals + Drugs = Hilariousness.
2007-03-13 08:07:42 · answer #5 · answered by johnmfsample 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good! 10/10!
2007-03-13 09:57:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
brilliant love all your jokes 10/10
2007-03-14 00:52:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I haven't heard "smithereens" in a very long time....LOL
Very cute joke!!!!!!
10/10!!
Ta!!!!! xox
2007-03-17 17:48:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great joke, i love it. Keep them coming
2007-03-13 08:11:08 · answer #9 · answered by Smurf 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha that one made me laugh!
2007-03-13 08:06:42 · answer #10 · answered by Erin go Bragh 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋