...and he'd be a nice fellow and would not send you to hell, even though you had been an atheist, but offered you to accompany him for a beer/glass of wine. What would you say to him?
2007-03-13 07:33:08 · 22 answers · asked by Trillian, Moon Daisy 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Hum, as a principle, unless I say it explicitly, I don't necessarily mean the Christian god.
2007-03-13 07:46:43 · update #1
I'd say, just gimme a glass of liquid light. Nice to see ya again!... ya know what people are saying about you down there still?
2007-03-13 07:36:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hypothetically, speaking that would be cool. I would start by saying, "Thank you, I have so many questions..." I think if there is a God they would be more like this. I can't imagine a God that was powerful enough to create the universe being so petty that unless you followed a particular religious path or worshipped them they sent you to hell. Especially when they seem to have provided such little evidence of their existence. I am an unbeliever but if I imagined hypothetically what God would be like they are more like this. I would also think they would go over your life with you and show you where you went right and wrong and use their incredible powers to give you insight into where and why you were wrong. I think they would do so in a compassionate way though like a loving parent instructing a child. Rather than an abusive parent burning the child and locking them in a pit in the basement.
2007-03-13 14:42:30 · answer #2 · answered by Zen Pirate 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In this hypothetical, I'd ask for a glass of red wine and start talking about what stuff looks like in other solar systems.
2007-03-13 14:36:11 · answer #3 · answered by N 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'd suggest Corona or Miller High Life.
2007-03-13 14:41:19 · answer #4 · answered by Subconsciousless 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Me: Huh? What is this? Who are you?!
God: I am...
Me: Who are you?!
God: I am...
Me: WHO ARE YOU!
God: I am Poop Dawg! The Gangsta Spectre of Defeat!
LMAO.
Just kidding. I was just watching Invader Zim. My Brain's pretty warped right now. But either way, I'd drink with him. And eat with him two. I wonder if they eat pork up there.
2007-03-13 14:38:12 · answer #5 · answered by GiR 2.0 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would turn him down, and ask him why he created so many people to die in hell. i would ask him why he created Lucifer knowing that he would turn and take millions of humans and angels with him.
I don't drink with cruel people, no matter how nice they appear
2007-03-13 14:37:23 · answer #6 · answered by ɹɐǝɟsuɐs Blessed Cheese Maker 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It would confirm my lifelong suspicion that God is a lot more forgiving, humane and pleasant than his followers.
2007-03-13 14:37:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd get drunk with him and tell him his followers suck and what the ***** was he thinking? Then I'd ask him how the hell he got the job.
2007-03-13 14:36:17 · answer #8 · answered by plferia 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I would say "Okay, and I'm sorry for not believing in your existence".
2007-03-13 14:40:34 · answer #9 · answered by juhsayngul 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd force myself to drink it, but this will never happen.
2007-03-13 14:35:26 · answer #10 · answered by Haji 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋