My folks put me through it as a baby and I've had a headache ever since
2007-03-13 07:21:54 · 23 answers · asked by hot carl sagan: ninja for hire 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Have an orgy.
2007-03-13 07:24:42 · answer #1 · answered by XX 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
The trick is to jump in the river and stay under about 15 or 20 minutes and then come up totally and completely unbaptized.
Read that in the Unholy Rollers Annual Gazette, which lists all of the undoings there are to know and then some. Unless, of course, and you didn't mention being Catholic or not. If Catholic you must drill your own well somewhere on unholy ground, so as to find the unholy water, that you then drink and throw up about 100 times, although sometimes in extreme cases it might take 200 times. You didn't mention that either? Are you an extreme case?
2007-03-13 14:42:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Don't mind DougLawrence, anyone stupid and proud enough to put a sign "Ask me about God" and then goes around trying to insult people obviously has some mental retardation going for him.
2007-03-14 11:16:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Baptism is important my friend.
Acts 2:38 Then Peter said unto them, Repent, and be baptized every one of you in the name of Jesus Christ for the remission of sins, and ye shall receive the gift of the Holy Ghost.
2007-03-13 14:34:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
There was a time I could have got baptized, but I was just starting to doubt my faith.
This girl was getting baptized, and my dad said they would baptize me next if I asked.
I said it was cold, (which it kinda was that day).
And even the guys filling the baptizing (horse tough) tub, said the water was cold.
2007-03-13 14:29:20 · answer #5 · answered by lilith 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I know how to wash the Mormon off me...but not how to be unbaptized...
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2007-03-13 14:30:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
If you ask me you never were truly baptized if you did not choose it of your own free will. Baptism is an act which serves to express your faith in the Lord.
Search your heart and ask the Lord. He shall answer though not in the way you may expect.
2007-03-13 14:30:19 · answer #7 · answered by You Ask & I Answer!!! 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Just quit going to church and what-not. That headache is from the Christians nagging at you "out of love"
2007-03-13 14:25:49 · answer #8 · answered by Godfather76 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Baptized in unholy water?
2007-03-13 14:25:55 · answer #9 · answered by somathus 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pour some gasoline over yourself, and light a match ! That should do the trick !
2007-03-13 14:28:11 · answer #10 · answered by g_man 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sprinkle your head with cheap tequila. It's pretty unholy.
2007-03-13 14:25:44 · answer #11 · answered by WWTSD? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋