A young boy comes down for breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he has done his chores.
"Not yet," said the little boy.
His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores. Well, he's a little ticked off, so when he feeds the chickens, he kicks a chicken. When he feeds the cows, he kicks a cow. When he feeds the pigs, he kicks a pig.
He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.
"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon, and why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks.
"Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I saw you kick the cow so for a week you aren't getting any milk."
Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen.
The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, "You gonna tell or should I"
2007-03-13 06:51:36 · 28 answers · asked by graciegirl 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thats F'in hillarious.
2007-03-13 07:12:51 · answer #1 · answered by wendy m 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think it's very funny. And for those people who somehow don't get it, the man won't get any p*ssy for a week. I mean, if you have to explain it, it's going to lose a lot of flavor. But since I'm one of those "smart" ones, I suppose it was enough to muster a chuckle.
2007-03-13 14:03:59 · answer #2 · answered by johnmfsample 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
OMG hahaha that great it took me a while...but looks like the "rooster" isnt gunna sleep with the "cat" for a week
2007-03-13 13:58:02 · answer #3 · answered by strgazer9113 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Thats funny...lol
2007-03-13 16:16:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's good for a chuckle
2007-03-13 16:01:56 · answer #5 · answered by Erin go Bragh 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Lol that's funny!
2007-03-13 13:55:49 · answer #6 · answered by Tigggerz01 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard one similar, yeah it is kinda funny.
2007-03-13 13:56:07 · answer #7 · answered by curious 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes, it's funny.
2007-03-13 13:54:34 · answer #8 · answered by J M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha..that was really funny! Good joke!
2007-03-13 14:34:11 · answer #9 · answered by ♥**Me**♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a good one..LOL
2007-03-13 14:06:10 · answer #10 · answered by laughinggirlfullofjoy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋