i feel like laughing and give me whatever u got dirty or clean give it to me and make it funny
2007-03-13 06:46:37 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
look at the jokes the ppl got here
like...
a genie tells a man that he could wish for anything but his mother-in-law gets double
he says i want a million dollars and beat me half to death
2007-03-13 07:17:38 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Gin♥and*Jen* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no but i have funny laws:
+---------------------- Bizarre Laws ----------------------+
Australia
In Victoria, it is illegal to wear hot pink pants after
midday Sunday.
It is illegal to walk on the right hand side of a footpath.
In Victoria, only licensed electricians may change a light
bulb. The fine for not abiding by this law is 10 pounds.
It is illegal to roam the streets wearing black clothes,
felt shoes and black shoe polish on your face as these
items are the tools of a cat burglar.
Children may not purchase cigarettes, but they may smoke
them.
In Victoria, you must have a neck to knee swimsuit in order
to swim at Brighton Beach.
In Tasmania, until the Port Arthur Killings it was legal to
own an AK-47 but not legal to be gay.
2007-03-15 10:41:50 · answer #2 · answered by Garbo's snowflake 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there was a dad and a mother who had a son and it was his birthday.
it was a little boys birthday and he asked his dad if he could take a shower with him.
the dad said yes but don't look down. the boy looked down and asked "daddy whats that?"
dad answered "well son thats my motorcycle."
the mother was getting dressed and the mom said yes but not to look up or down.
the boy looked up and asked "mommy what are those?"
"well son those are my headlights."
the boy liiked down and asked "mommy whats that?"
"well son that is my garage."
they parents were getting ready for bed and the boy asked if he could sleep with them. they said yes but not to look under the covers.
the boy looked under the covers and said "mommy turn on your headlights and open your garage, daddy is trying to park his motorcycle."
hehehe not my best.
Chain Gang Soldier for Life!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-03-13 07:28:57 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There was an old lady who lived in a shoe
She had so many children - - her uterus fell out.
2007-03-14 11:32:17 · answer #4 · answered by Rickey W 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋