2007-03-13 06:46:37 · 22 answers · asked by Voight-Kampff 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Just one...
They put the lightbulb to the socket and wait for the universe to revolve around them....
2007-03-13 06:49:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 9⤊ 1⤋
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2007-03-13 06:51:02 · answer #2 · answered by Mike Honcho 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hm... I'd have to say that no creationists would screw in a new lightbulb because they would believe that a working bulb has always been there, exists outside of time, and is therefore perfect and eternal.
2007-03-13 06:52:32 · answer #3 · answered by Doctor Why 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Young Earthers: 3, one to research scripture for light references, one to search for the appropriate 'kind' of bulb, one to explain to the clerk that any variations in bulbs are micro-adaptation, not a fundamental change in bulb technology.
Old Earther - 2, to search scripture until finding a verse that indicates the Lord God created all light, thus moving from doctrine to evidence, we find that the Lord put the light in the bulb, and the Lord is infallible, thus the darkness is a curse put on us by the Lord, in his might and love. Evolutionists should stop ignoring such evidence, and stop teaching electricity in the schools.
Intelligent Designers: 1, but with the understanding that God informed and inspired the creation and development of all bulbs, and created fillaments. So there.
Kent Hovind - Did you know that electricity doesn't really exist? Ask an Engineer! First, ask him what makes the light glow, and he'll say electricity. Then ask how much electricity goes into a light bulb, he'll say something like, oh, an amp. Then ask how much electricity comes out of the light bulb? However much electricity they think they measure going into a bulb, the SAME AMOUNT comes out the other side! So the bulb was lit with FREE ENERGY!
Jack Chick: God made a perfect world, and there was no darkness in Paradise. Then the Bi*** got Man thrown out. Years later, the Catholics burned out your bulb to appease Satan. Here, read a comic book about it.
2007-03-13 06:50:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
A created lightbulb is perfect and never needs to be changed.
If it's an evolved lightbulb, don't touch it - it may be mutating into a toaster.
2007-03-13 06:51:13 · answer #5 · answered by awayforabit 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Why would creationists need lightbulbs? Surely the creator will provide all the lumination they require....?
(Twats!!)
2007-03-13 06:52:18 · answer #6 · answered by Frisky 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Trick question. God lights their way so they don't need lightbulbs.
2007-03-13 06:50:01 · answer #7 · answered by Dharma Nature 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
None...'cos they've already 'SEEN THE LIGHT'!
How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
Fish.
2007-03-13 06:51:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Youse set Creationists to do that, and all you'll end up with is FUBAR!!! Or, as we 'Nam vets phrase it, SNAFU!
2007-03-13 06:49:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A ladder to hold up the evolutionist.Get it LOL.
2007-03-13 06:54:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋