A LOVE STORY
This 80 year old woman was arrested for shoplifting.
When she went before the judge in Cincinnati he asked her, "What did you steal?" She replied, "A can of peaches."
The judge then asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches and she replied that she was hungry.
The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can. She replied 6. The judg e then said, "I will then give you 6 days in jail." Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment, the woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something. The judge said, "What is it? The husband said, "She also stole a can of peas."
2007-03-13 06:45:03 · 17 answers · asked by graciegirl 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
L O L ! ! ! !
2007-03-13 07:19:23 · answer #1 · answered by Luv Rulz 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hilarious
2007-03-13 13:49:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
That Ole Scoundrel!! LOL. LOL.
Yes, it's Funny.
Have a great evening!
2007-03-13 14:51:21 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes. My aunt emailed this to me and it cracked me up. Looks like you know someone I know. Maybe it came from the Good clean funnies page my aunt always sends me stuff from.
2007-03-13 13:48:57 · answer #4 · answered by AMEWzing 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A Little!
2007-03-13 13:50:26 · answer #5 · answered by Mo 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Only a guy would think like that, since they're the ones who are always trying to get rid of their wives...
It's funny, but mean... To us females.
2007-03-13 14:09:23 · answer #6 · answered by Tazmiamor 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
yeah that was cute. pretty funny! jerk of a husband there, ain't he?
2007-03-13 14:17:59 · answer #7 · answered by blah 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats really funny
2007-03-13 14:12:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not really but I get it!
2007-03-13 13:48:35 · answer #9 · answered by The Wonder Years 1988-1993 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
someone doesn't want their wife to come home..lol, that was funny
2007-03-13 13:55:08 · answer #10 · answered by strgazer9113 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It's OK
2007-03-13 14:42:20 · answer #11 · answered by ♥**Me**♥ 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋