What would you say to this girls!?

Question

Finally , the guys' side of the story.

We always hear " the rules"

From the female side.

Now here are the rules from the male side.

These are our rules!

Please note... These are all numbered "1"

ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.

You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.

We need it up, you need it down.

You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon

Or the changing of the tides.

Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport.

And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.

Let us be clear on this one:

Subtle hints do not work!

Strong hints do not work!

Obvious hints do not work!

Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers

to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's
what we do.

Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem.

See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.

In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls,

don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.

Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways

and one of them makes you sad or angry,

then we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something

Or tell us how you want it done.

Not both.

If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible,

Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions

and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.

Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color.

Pumpkin is also a fruit.

We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.

We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing,"

We will act like nothing's wrong.

We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle,

besides we know you will bring it up again later.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to,

Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere,

absolutely anything you wear is fine. . . Really .

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about

unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as

baseball, the shotgun formation,

Or golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1.. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.

Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;

But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

read

F.Y.I. I'm a chick I just copied & pasted what a guy posted on something else!

Answer 1

LOL.

Answer 2

The hints thing just makes them look stupid, no offense.

Just say it! Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for?- that's not nice!

A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem.- maybe ur the headache? lol

Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. - not true. what if you said u are and always will be something, then 6 months later you say you aren't..u could use it there...

If it itches, it will be scratched.- ew.

You have enough clothes, You have too many shoes. - not true either lol

I am in shape. Round IS a shape! - LOL

funny, but some things don't make sense. you're human beings too and you should care and give sympathy to others...

Answer 3

I bet the stong men think like thay But the real strong men won't tell they're girlfriend,or wife those things cause they know better!!

Answer 4

I agree with half your stuff,like shopping isnt a sport,etc...But we gals need to keep our pride.we dont put the toilet seat up after we use it because the toilet seat lid is SUPPOSED to be down,Dude learn some manners

Answer 5

LOL. I wouldn't want anyone THAT self-centered, or selfish! LOL.

Thanks for the laughs!

Answer 6

Fantastic marriage and dating advice! This is the simple way for girls to understand guys! Memorize it, remember it, and live it ladies!

Answer 7

lol...that's hilarious, I don't think I've heard that one before. My response would be: "Sure you can sleep on the couch but I'm sure your NEW house will have a bed too":)

Answer 8

huh, i did not get that one bit, Horrible the way it was lined. Try again. Or learn to spell.

Answer 9

LMAO- my BF would prolly agree wholeheartedly!

Answer 10

I gotta print that
tankergirl - you cannot imagine HOW I thank my man.

Answer 11

I agree wholeheartedly. Men have been bending over backwards for their women, and with no thanks at all. I wish more girls would read this and behave accordingly.