Let's face it, no matter what your religion, your holy books are real yawners. If god is out there, you'd think he'd be a better author....
2007-03-13 06:32:15 · 32 answers · asked by Samurai Jack 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Perhaps Stephen King is God?
Every author has to cut his teeth on something, and many authors have a first work that just isn't that great. Perhaps God tried his hand at writing with the Bible, realized how dreadful it was, and now writes under the pseudonym of Stephen King. The fact that he took another pseudonym of Richard Bachman is just sheer genius.
I myself prefer James Morrow, but I can pay homage to King.
2007-03-13 06:34:26 · answer #1 · answered by Rev Kev 5 · 4⤊ 2⤋
Stephen King in indeed a great author...
But maybe you should reconsider exactly what "God" is ?
In fact, Have you ever even looked-up the defined definition of
the word " God " ?
Have you ever even really looked around at the world,
And have you questioned YOUR surroundings....
I'm sure this is a " real yawner " for you,
But in all honesty,
Maybe you should take a step back and re analyze the world
around you, it's actually very interesting & thought provoking.
At least in my opinion it is.
How can a book that someone wrote actually be more
interesting than the world around you that God created?
You are God,
We are all a part of God.
We all created this world,
We all created this reality,
Our thoughts manifest,
We think, Therefore we are.
2007-03-13 06:43:27 · answer #2 · answered by It's Just me.... Kiwi :) 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
God never wrote a book. All religious books, including the bible, were written by human beings. So of course Stephen King is a better author!
2007-03-13 06:37:03 · answer #3 · answered by Enceladus 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Actually since God is the inspired author of the Bible, and the Bible is the most sold book in the world, I'd say God has Stephen King beat by a long shot!
2007-03-13 06:35:50 · answer #4 · answered by ♥LadyC♥ 6 · 4⤊ 2⤋
If you like fiction,Stephen King's your man.
God,however has written Truth,which people like you cannot see or understand.
Besides Stephen will turn to dust one of these days and God will still be God.
2007-03-13 07:20:17 · answer #5 · answered by Max 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Im utterly shocked that no one up to this point has mentioned the fact that King is real, while God is not.....
At least there is proof King is a real person... You know he was hit by a van and nearly killed while walking his dog? For fun, he bought the vehiccle off the owner when he recovered and then took a baseball bat to it, smashing it up - just like a reverse version of Christine!
2007-03-13 06:41:32 · answer #6 · answered by ? 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
I highly doubt that Stephen King has helped change peoples lives for the better. Jehovah created you even if you don't want to accept that, it's the truth. My life changed drastically after I studied the Bible. But before I became a Christian I watched all his movies. Pet Cemetery didn't make me a better person, Jehovah's Word did.
2007-03-13 06:39:55 · answer #7 · answered by Jason W 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Yeah, I get where you're coming from...
1 Corinthians 2:14
The man without the Spirit does not accept the things that come from the Spirit of God, for they are foolishness to him, and he cannot understand them, because they are spiritually discerned.
2007-03-13 06:52:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I agree but for a different reason. You would think that a book inspired by God would be the most inspirational thing ever, yet it's not. Hmmm. I find much more inspiration in nature and science, God's true creations.
2007-03-13 06:36:57 · answer #9 · answered by Wisdom in Faith 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Sorry, but I find Stephen King to be extremely boring and repetitive, with a very few exceptions.
2007-03-13 06:37:02 · answer #10 · answered by milomax 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋