1) (easy) how do u get an elephant in a refrigerator?
2) The king of animals is holding a meeting. every animal attends except for one. which one?
3) you are on an island surrounded by crocodiles, and it is close to shore. how do you get off?
4)This one has nothing to do with the other ones: Imagine that you are on an island far away from shore, how do you get off?
Answers below
1)Take everything else out.
2) The elephant because he is still in the refridgerator
3) swim, because all the crocodiles are at the king's meeting.
4) stop imagining.
2007-03-13 05:56:56 · 7 answers · asked by rt1290 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
they're not very funny, but anyway.
2007-03-13 05:58:22 · update #1
ok, fine! don't "solve" them.
2007-03-13 06:05:52 · update #2
Ok...maybe it's cuz I'm blonde...but I'm confused. You said the island was surrounded by crocodiles but the answer says the crocodiles were at the meeting????? All well! Still funny! :o)
2007-03-13 06:13:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i hav heard other version too.....pls dont mind..i'm just sharin....they r quite similar though...this is told as a dialogue
1st person:how do u put an elephant into a fridge?
2nd person: uh...hmm...no
1st person: tell it to go in.... uh...u cant answer it....try this...how to put a dinosaur into a fridge...
2nd person: ahha...just tell it to go in...u told me to do so...that's the way ...very easy
1 st person: *slap* no way....there is already an elephant in the fridge....u must take it out first...
2nd person: (-_-#) alright....
1st person: ok...1 last chance...there is an animal mass meeting...2 animals r missin ... what r they?
(as u've guessed .... elephant n dinosaur, of course.....but our idiota second person doesnt kno it)
2007-03-13 13:13:54 · answer #2 · answered by Neo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Damn man!! those jokes sucked so much that I kicked my grandma on the neck just to even it out.
Gosh!! jajajaja
2007-03-13 13:16:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha, clever
2007-03-13 13:04:15 · answer #4 · answered by Remnant 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no because u solved them already
2007-03-17 06:17:38 · answer #5 · answered by Cleopatra 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
'Scuze me... how can we *solve* the jokes/riddles when you have already given the answers???
2007-03-13 13:05:17 · answer #6 · answered by Gamer_Nikko™ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha funny funny funny
2007-03-13 13:10:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋