2007-03-13 05:53:59 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Languages
I sure do:
There are moments when they are about as useful as boobs on a bull.
There are moments when you could cheerfully kill him, and no jury would convict you; however, several minutes after you did the deed, you'd miss him.
There are moments when, if they weren't such great pets, they'd be useless.
And then there are moments when you thank God for putting this man in your life.
It takes time to understand exactly which phase you are in at any given time.
2007-03-13 05:59:39 · answer #1 · answered by Icewomanblockstheshot 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They need exactly what you do attention, affection, appreciation, sex and good food. I have guy friends and I have found that complaints are always the same. She doesnt give me praise or appreciation. Well ladies guess what next time try this make a good dinner put on the sports listen to his day for a change give him good sex(includes oral) and show a little appreciation for something he did(whatever wether its cleaning your car or picking up the kids) and sit back and watch he will be the most satisfied man for a while. It doesnt take much. Now dont get me wrong ladies this is definetly not a everyday thing cuz mama needs some lovin too. Good luck sweetie
2007-03-13 06:04:10 · answer #2 · answered by memyslf&I 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This has always puzzled me. Grammatically, it's the plural of man. The problem is that once you get more than one man in a limited area, they start to act like boys. 22 of them get together and are paid large amounts of money for chasing a ball round a field. They play cowboys and Indians - but with real weapons. They form gangs and sulk if they don't get their own way and refuse to talk to each other. One man; O.K., a gaggle of men; a disaster.
2007-03-13 10:29:51 · answer #3 · answered by cymry3jones 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Definition of Men: plural of Man.
2007-03-13 05:57:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The one with the testicles. If the men bore babies, the world would depopulate, as they would realize after the first one, that hurt, I'm not doing that again.
2007-03-13 06:10:25 · answer #5 · answered by kellring 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
English dictionary: Plural of man!
2007-03-13 05:59:02 · answer #6 · answered by Sam 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Men" - "a variety of simple devices, invented to test to destruction the various negative aspects of women".
Also - "basic reproductive devices, designed to perform, with less efficency, the functions of a turkeybaster or a vibrator".
2007-03-13 06:19:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They have dicks and opposite of women. They are not arrogant like women who thinks they are better than men. They don't take advantages like some women.
2007-03-13 05:58:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Completing portion of amazingly unpredictable species called woMEN.
2007-03-13 05:59:39 · answer #9 · answered by irf 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-03-13 05:57:03 · answer #10 · answered by havanadig 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋