George Bush had just landed in a fighter plane on the deck of the aircraft carrier Abraham Lincoln, which displayed a huge banner that read "MISSION ACCOMPLISHED". (That was in May of 2003 - for those of who have forgotten this incident.) Karl Rove, the President's chief spin-doctor, thought that, after the obligatory photo-op, Bush should give a short press conference, still clad in his flight gear. So, surrounded by a group of hand-picked journalists, Bush answered their questions. When asked by one of these "embedded" journalists what his plans were for Iraq Bush replied: "Well, now that we've won the war we're gonna divide up Iraq into three parts: premium, premium extra and diesel."
2007-03-13 05:41:36 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nice one Loki, extra Necta points for that one.
2007-03-13 05:52:59 · answer #1 · answered by newciderman 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
pitty he is not proper english if not he would have said it out loudely and so clearly-unleaded
2007-03-13 09:32:28 · answer #2 · answered by mariolla oneill 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
texas oil lol
2007-03-13 23:12:44 · answer #3 · answered by 000 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Losers, bush rules, i bet you the democrats screw everything up worse.
2007-03-13 06:52:40 · answer #4 · answered by death_taru1 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
yes,.,.two in the hand are much better than one in the BUSH.,.
2007-03-13 06:09:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
is it true?
(well looks like Im the one who's asking)
2007-03-13 05:46:26 · answer #6 · answered by Greenolivia 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
funny and true. his plan is to steal the oil.
2007-03-13 05:49:13 · answer #7 · answered by rt1290 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
mmm
2007-03-13 05:46:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ooooh - political. v.funny.
2007-03-13 05:46:17 · answer #9 · answered by mark 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
In his dreams!
2007-03-13 06:56:59 · answer #10 · answered by Mrs. T 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋