am i spiritually or morally obligated to help her stop choking on her fried chicken? or do i just wait til she falls over and starts twitching from lack of oxygen?
2007-03-13 05:34:12 · 15 answers · asked by Kismet 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
you sure it's a she? if she's choking her chicken, there's more to her than you realize.
2007-03-13 05:39:17 · answer #1 · answered by poseidenneptune 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are morally obliged to help.
If they get paid a lot more than you, maybe let her choke a bit and then apply for her position. Only kidding. :-)
2007-03-13 12:39:41 · answer #2 · answered by Marg 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I believe the ethical and moral thing to do would be to wait until she loses consciouness and then nick her wallet. And whatever fried chicken my be left outside of her trachea.
2007-03-13 12:42:57 · answer #3 · answered by ZombieTrix 2012 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Additionally, you are morally obligated to stop eating chicken, and encourage others to do so too.
2007-03-13 12:43:26 · answer #4 · answered by ultimatebaseclass 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wait until she falls over and then you can claim to be helping when you are kicking her in the ribs trying to dislodge that chicken, (right?)
2007-03-13 12:39:54 · answer #5 · answered by U-98 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well of course to help her you try and encourage her to cough it up and do the Heimlich if it gets worse. Jesus said to love others as ourselves, if you were choking would you want someone to help you?
2007-03-13 12:39:29 · answer #6 · answered by Elisha 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You're morally obligated to do the heimlich maneuver.
2007-03-13 12:37:38 · answer #7 · answered by WWTSD? 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Read the Good Samaritan. You will see that you are obligated to do something.
2007-03-13 12:41:37 · answer #8 · answered by great gig in the sky 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
See if you can save her. Hold a copy of the Baptists' "Spontaneous Salvation Etiquette" over her head and try to get her to confess and say hallelujah to Jesus.
If she does you have done your part; and she will thank you throughout all eternity -- even if you yourself go to Hell cause you lived too long and committed one sin too many.
2007-03-13 12:39:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Who eats fried chicken at work? Is she a slob?
2007-03-13 12:37:43 · answer #10 · answered by Kris B 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋