The man's apartment was right next to his daughter's apartment, and both apartments had paper thin walls.
One day, the man saw a white van pull up outside and two men get out. He could hear them knocking on his daughter's door. Being concerned, the man put his ear to the wall so he could better hear what was going on. This is what he heard...
Daughter: "Oh, come right in guys. Follow me.....right over here."
Visitor 1: "OK George, remember what I showed you. Pull out your rod....I see it's not as long as mine, but that's ok. Now, stick it in....deeper....that's it. Now, work it around some. Now, work it in and out. Come on, work that snake! That's it. I think you're done, so pull it out. Watch it, it's dripping on the floor."
Daughter: "oooh, it's going down now"
Visitor 1: "yep...ok lady, we'll send you a bill. Call us anytime."
The phone rings....Father: "Mary, what the hell is going on over there?"
Daughter: "You mean the plumbers I called about the backed up toilet?"
2007-03-13 05:20:15 · 8 answers · asked by opjames 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL,it's funny.
2007-03-16 00:44:10 · answer #1 · answered by Mary 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeeebah!!!
One of the best I've heard in a while. Speaking of which... Could you guys rate my joke? It's titled "Rate me!!!?"
2007-03-13 12:30:34 · answer #2 · answered by Gamer_Nikko™ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, that was a good one
I needed a laugh
Bye
2007-03-13 13:30:27 · answer #3 · answered by strawberry fields 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ooops, I read it in front of kids!
Nice joke, its gr8 to see the way people think!
2007-03-13 12:25:13 · answer #4 · answered by Brutus ne peut pas avoir tort ! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's a little funny! LOL! 7.5/10
2007-03-13 12:25:34 · answer #5 · answered by nicki2400 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-03-13 13:30:58 · answer #6 · answered by fartman 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i saw it coming.
2007-03-13 12:37:58 · answer #7 · answered by rt1290 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL...... thanks for a laugh.......
2007-03-13 12:42:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋