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Are they the same person or not?

I mean, who can seat next to themselves?

Does Jesus say "I'm sitting here next to me"?

2007-03-13 05:09:07 · 9 answers · asked by Malcolm Knoxville V 3 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

9 answers

They (it) are Siamese twins (triplets if you include the Ghost) co-joined at the Melon in an "M" shape.

2007-03-13 05:18:11 · answer #1 · answered by The Thinker 1 · 1 0

The Father = God

Jesus = The Son of God

Jesus is not His own Son, just as I am not my own Dad. Things like that only exist in Alabama.

God the Father and God the Son are One in purpose and in spirit, but are not one in body nor are they one in substance. The Bible doesn't teach this, and it wasn't until 325 AD (when a pagan emperor gained control of the Christian Church and called a council where anyone that disagreed with him would be killed or exiled) that anyone ever came up with this theory.

2007-03-13 12:14:55 · answer #2 · answered by James, Pet Guy 4 · 1 0

Obviously God is both to the right and left of himself. This means heaven is a Mobius strip. This is proof that God wrote the bible because Mobius strips were not discovered until much later.

2007-03-13 12:18:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

For one thing, he tells us when the apostle asked to sit near him, that it wasn't that important. Then he gave an example, saying those who are first will be serving the rest.

This does not mean we don't strive to do our best in this world.

God is pure spirit and he has a body but it is not like limited like a human body. Each divine person Father, Son and Holy spirit is distinct from each other.

2007-03-13 12:15:00 · answer #4 · answered by Marg 2 · 0 2

They are not the same person and never were. I have only ever heard that Jesus was the son of God and I have never heard anyone say that Jesus was God.

Peace!

2007-03-13 12:15:22 · answer #5 · answered by carole 7 · 0 1

The mystery of the Tetragram.

It's been asked since Ha-Shem was first uttered.


It's not 1+1+1, its 1*1*1

2007-03-13 12:13:42 · answer #6 · answered by super Bobo 6 · 0 1

Not to mention praying to himself, talking to himself in third person. We deal with the dissociative identity disorder of some sort here.

2007-03-13 12:17:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Jesus is sitting next to and he is fishing for cat fish but he ain't caching today he says his record of 5000 it ain't happening today!!

2007-03-13 12:15:25 · answer #8 · answered by eviot44 5 · 0 1

no
in a sense
we all can
no, he dunna talk like that...but, you funny

2007-03-13 12:12:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

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