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I am, for the year 3045 when my *** gets thawed out and my cancer gets cured because that's a good time after when the damage george bush is causing our medical future will be fixed.

2007-03-13 05:12:59 · answer #1 · answered by poseidenneptune 5 · 1 1

Mine is done and we are making the final payment on my wife's next month.

I am an insurance agent and a funeral preplanner for the last 10-years so I have seen many people benefit from preplanning. I have also seen many cases where preplanning would have been a big help but wasn't done.

2007-03-13 17:33:03 · answer #2 · answered by J. B 3 · 0 0

Well I had it all planned out but then I found out that it was illegal to pickle me and cut me up into little pieces and throw the pieces in a ceiling fan to see how much distance they can get, so now I have to start from scratch. Anybody want an awful lot of pickling supplies??

2007-03-13 05:28:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Mine are alrady planned. Full, traditional Viking ship funeral as befits a Priset of Odin. Of course since I am immortal it is sort of a waste of time...but...

2007-03-15 00:44:16 · answer #4 · answered by gotherunereadings 3 · 0 0

Mine are preplanned. I'm getting cremated. I'm claustrophobic so I would never want to get buried. I did a pre-need contract to ensure that I wouldn't be.

2007-03-13 05:12:47 · answer #5 · answered by Kris B 5 · 1 0

I am donating my body to science. I advised my husband that he can do a memorial service if he wants, just to get closure. I want it outside someplace beautiful.

2007-03-13 05:16:19 · answer #6 · answered by sngcanary 5 · 1 0

Already done..

Cardboard coffin: £52.30 ($101)
Family & friends to transport body to crematorium: Free.
Cost of cremation: (non-religious) = £370 ($715)
Ashes to be scattered onto my compost heap: PRICELESS..

2007-03-13 05:21:51 · answer #7 · answered by viragotriker 3 · 2 0

The cheapest available in the place where death occured.

2007-03-13 10:03:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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