Urine Test...Problem!! HELP!!?

Question

I know this is stupid, I shouldn't of done it.
but I did.
I used to smoke pot and the last time I did was May of 06, well I wanted to try it again, and I did. I tried it 2-3 weeks ago. I smoked 3 days in arow. The first day was a couple hits off a bowl, the 2nd day was a couple hits off a joint then a bowl, and then the 3rd day was a blunt (but only like a quarter of it)

Well I have a urine test tomorrow.
I don't want to smoke pot anymore.
It's not my thing.
I don't know why I did it.

Well HELP HOW DO I GET IT OUT!!??
And no I cannot go out and buy something that takes the drug out.
And I heard that they will test for bleach....

Okay Jerkoff I'm not a pot head. For one thing I rarely do it. And I don't plan on doing it again because I just don't like the feeling. But when I did do it they were like "oh come on...please"

And i'm not saying your my parents.
I just wanted advice. Get a freaking life loser.

And it's for a job...a gasstation...I'm hoping...PRAYING it's not in my system. I'm so dumb for doing it.

Answer 1

it stays in your body at least 30 days. you're an idiot for doing it to begin with.

fyi, poppy seeds are from the same plant as marijuana and it has been scientifically proven that eating a poppy seed muffin/bagel/etc. within a few hours of your test, will show up as having marijuana in your system. so maybe you should make sure you eat one before you go for your test (buy it somewhere that says it on the receipt as to what you bought, that way if it shows up in your system, you can have proof in your pocket as to why.

also, stop being an idiot. if you didn't do something to get yourself in trouble, you wouldn't have this problem.

Answer 2

If you last smoked 2 or 3 weeks ago, and only for three days, drinking plenty of water will probably flush the last of it from your urine. True, it can stay in your system for up to 90 days, but the less you used, the higher your metabolism and the less body fat, the less likely you will be to test positive after 2-3 weeks.

PS - poppy seeds are related to the opium plant, not marijuana, and the tests are skewed to account for eating things like a poppy seed bagel.

Answer 3

i believe TCH only stays in the body for a short time unlike other "drugs" probably because pot is not a drug more of an herb, however i am not sure how long this is. my self i used to smoke for years and then i quit when i had kids. its been a couple of years now and i thought i'd give it a go. i have suffered with panic attacks for most of my life and after trying many perscriptions i gave up. i can tell you that when i started smoking again it took longer then i thought it would to get used to it again but now i am completely free of panic attacks and my anxiety is 100 times better!!! don't give up too soon=)

Answer 4

Whoops, you've done it this time. It takes about 30 days to get out of your urine. Even if you drink gallons of cranberry juice I don't think your going to do it in time.
What's the urine test for? Will it matter that it has Marijuana in it? It won't make any difference if they are looking for an infection.

Answer 5

It will be gone out of your urine in 3 days usually but seeing that you are female cutting all your hair can be a problem. The chemicals stay in hair for months but usually the test are not 100% accurate so if they test a hair follicle they cant be 100% sure you smoke. Drink a lot of water to remove toxins from your urine but you should be fine.

Answer 6

have someone give you a sample and take it with you and use it could try cranberry juice it removes toxins too

Answer 7

we're not your Parents here....If your a Pot-head..that's your business...

Answer 8

viniger and water lotssssssssss of it