and they plan to stay for only a little while but they end up staying out all night drinking beer and doin shots.
As they stagger out one of them pukes all over himself. He wonders "What am i gonna tell my wife?" so he has this great idea and goes around the street asking people for money.
When he thinks has enough, he walks home and his wife was waiting up for him.
His wife says "Look at you! You are late and drunk and you even puked on yourself!"
The guy says "No!!! some guy at the bar puked on me so he gave me 20 bucks to get my shirt drycleaned."
The wife checks his pocket and says "But there's $40 in here."
The guy says "Oh yeah and he sh*t my pants too."
2007-03-13 04:50:02 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It's kinda dumb, but that's what makes it funny. What's sadi is I bet that happened to someone.
2007-03-13 13:49:11 · answer #1 · answered by smstornado 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
on a scale of 1 to 10 that was a 2
2007-03-13 06:58:44 · answer #2 · answered by kace 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a 5. i didn't laugh too hard the first time either.
2007-03-13 13:43:22 · answer #3 · answered by Jedi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh man! lol. i laughed so hard!! LOL
2007-03-13 06:50:15 · answer #4 · answered by Syd 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was dumb - sorry
2007-03-13 06:51:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋