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you know, when everybody has stopped worshiping them. Do they play poker together in Limbo? Or do they simply fade into nothingness?

2007-03-13 04:47:54 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

25 answers

They're recycled into newer deities.

For example, El and Yahweh were melted down and mixed in with some Jesus to create the Christian God.

2007-03-13 04:51:02 · answer #1 · answered by WWTSD? 5 · 6 0

They rent rooms in a cheap hotel and get drunk and melancholic on a daily basis, plus spend their evenings telling stories from the different wars they've organized and participated to - hey now that I'm thinking, they'd look really great as the lodgers from Million Dollars Hotel!

(I hope they get a retirement pay, at least)

(acid_zebra stop this, it's getting really sad, this will never improve my avatar's mood)

2007-03-13 13:15:56 · answer #2 · answered by Trillian, Moon Daisy 3 · 2 0

Gods only die off when the people who worship them die off. As long as the folk are still there, so too are the Gods.

Most of the Old Gods are still around. Thor is still mighty. ;-)

Lol, and Bad Squirrel is right, some of them get "melted down" and fashioned into new deities. A good example is the Christian god, he's an combination of a bunch of previous deities.

2007-03-13 11:52:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4 1

They're recycled into new gods.... if you take Osiris, Dionysus, Attis, Adonis, Mithras, Bacchus and a couple other older god saviors and put them all together you get the complete story of Jesus - exact same actions, parables, speeches and so on.

The rest though are just biding their time. Yahweh had better watch out for Thor's mighty hammer and the coming Ragnorak.

2007-03-13 11:56:06 · answer #4 · answered by Mike K 5 · 4 1

They DO play poker. With Elvis... and Tupac. Every once in a while, they send Elvis to get donuts... hence the Elvis donut shop sightings. And they don't play with money, they play with souls.

2007-03-13 13:58:17 · answer #5 · answered by Godfather76 2 · 1 0

They coalesce to form the One True God: The Mighty AkkronoGod, crocodile spirit from the 10th Dimension! Fear him!

2007-03-14 13:13:35 · answer #6 · answered by Voight-Kampff 3 · 1 0

Obsolete? They never were real in the first place.
2 Kings 19:18
And have cast their gods into the fire: for they were no gods, but the work of men's hands, wood and stone: therefore they have destroyed them.
They were "things" that man made to worship..because those things allowed him to be his own "god".

1 Corinthians 8:4
As concerning therefore the eating of those things that are offered in sacrifice unto idols, we know that an idol is nothing in the world, and that there is none other God but one.
So, what mankind has done is substituted, his "former gods" with new ones. Greed, Avarice, Lust...those are some of the "new gods" today..they will burn..just as the old ones did.

2007-03-13 12:01:59 · answer #7 · answered by Eartha Q 6 · 1 5

There is a motel for them outside of Las Vegas. They have theatrical agents and can do special gigs for any remaining believers or special shows. ;-) They room with the special devils of each faith, one could never exist without the other.

2007-03-13 11:50:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

They're included in the '2 for 1' sale at, 'gods R us'..

2007-03-13 12:08:56 · answer #9 · answered by viragotriker 3 · 3 0

I think they play scrabble with Occam in Limbo.

2007-03-13 11:51:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

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