2007-03-13 04:47:52 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Some of you are really close...a little hint: Think of GOD!
2007-03-13 04:52:52 · update #1
its god's bright shiny paint canvas in the sky.
when it rains, he is sad and punishing us for being heathenistic little bastards.
when it snows, he's testing our faith by making the roads slippery for sinners and fornicators
when there are no clouds, he's watching us to make sure we don't screw up, and that we're spreading the word of christ.
2007-03-13 05:21:58 · answer #1 · answered by billthakat 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
By having little cloud babies.
Really though, clouds have no genes and aren't even alive. Evolution deals with life, not geology, the atmosphere, the origins of the universe, origins of phenomenon like clouds, and so on. Two totally different and unrelated fields.
Talk to a climatologist about clouds...
2007-03-13 04:52:03 · answer #2 · answered by Mike K 5 · 7⤊ 0⤋
Obviously you're waiting for someone to say "from monkey clouds." The question should really be: How do people like "Gary" get so isolated from science that they can actually state the evolution is "failing miserably?" Creationism couldn't make it past an intelligent, religious, conservative judge in Pennsylvania - denial is not a river in Egypt.
2007-03-13 05:01:00 · answer #3 · answered by JAT 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Clouds don't evolve. They are specially designed by the Noodly Appendages of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (pbuh)!.
2007-03-13 04:56:24 · answer #4 · answered by The Doctor 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Look, hun, I'm not calling you names, but it appears you are ignorant of science in a very profound way, having no clue about the water cycle, evolution or anything like that.
You need to get educated. If you only talk to people in your church, ask one of them how clouds got there, I am sure they will explain how water evaporates to you.
I don't honestly believe you are representing the views of your church, here. Either your church is really, really dumb or you just need to learn some stuff.
Go back to the kiddie pool until you're ready to swim with grown ups, okay?
2007-03-13 04:56:02 · answer #5 · answered by LabGrrl 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
rofl... Ann, why do you think clouds are caused by evolution... hmmm? They're caused by weather and have existed since the earth first became a big ball of rock.
Evolution only applies to living things, hon.
2007-03-13 04:51:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 1⤋
Evolution isn't about inanimate objects (perhaps I should call them events?) like clouds. Evolution is about organisms like you, me, cats, dogs, amoebas, beetles, etc.
2007-03-13 04:53:57 · answer #7 · answered by Behaviorist 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Evolution can not account for the cause of all things so it can not say what things will evolve into, only things that did evolve.
2007-03-13 04:52:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
Didn't you learn about clouds in science class?
2007-03-13 04:51:44 · answer #9 · answered by photogrl262000 5 · 8⤊ 0⤋
That is funny. What, are clouds living creatures now?
I know they often LOOK like various creatures, but...
2007-03-13 04:52:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋