According to inside contacts, the Japanese banking crisis shows no signs of improving, if anything, it's getting worse.
Following last week's news that Origami Bank had folded, we are hearing that Sumo Bank has gone belly up, and Bonsai Bank plans to cut back some of its branches.
Karaoke Bank is up for sale, and it is (you guessed it!) going for a song. Meanwhile, shares in Kamikaze Bank have nose-dived, and 500 back-office staff at Karate Bank got the chop.
Analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank, and staff there fear they may get a raw deal.
Boom Boom!
2007-03-13 04:42:43 · 19 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Great one Jay.!!!
That's banks always a raw deal ha ha.!!!
10/10 man.!!!
2007-03-13 17:30:00 · answer #1 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The rice bank was going patty!
2007-03-13 05:30:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
And the new sperm bank has just opened up in Wales.
2007-03-13 06:06:58 · answer #3 · answered by snapdragon747 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
At least the bad puns bank seems full today....
2007-03-13 04:46:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
One of your cleaner jokes. Did you launder the money, Jay?
2007-03-13 04:56:04 · answer #5 · answered by allseasons 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hhmmmmmm not bad!
Tink x
2007-03-13 12:03:31 · answer #6 · answered by Tink 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Velly good, have a star.
2007-03-13 04:48:40 · answer #7 · answered by Zeera 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I always get a yen for these jokes...
2007-03-13 04:45:45 · answer #8 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was okay, and clean, good job
2007-03-13 06:09:52 · answer #9 · answered by Remnant 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-03-13 05:33:31 · answer #10 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋