im going to stay at my bf house and last time i went i needed to go for a number 2 but i held it in until i left im worried it gonna happen again how can i distract him long enough for me to go for one and what should i do if it dont go down in the first flush
2007-03-13 04:42:09 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
ask him to do something... like the dishes. or put on a sports game. whatever he likes. ;)
and uh, flush again?
besides, if he's your bf, i'm sure he really wouldn't care that you have to go #2 anyway. i mean, really. unless he's 12.
2007-03-13 04:46:05 · answer #1 · answered by zoe 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't know how long you two have been together, so you might be embarrassed, but he's human too and he does the #2 also! Just say you need to go to the bathroom and if it's alot, flush midway through and flush again at the end!
Or just go before you get there!
2007-03-13 11:46:17 · answer #2 · answered by lovin' life... 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just tell him, I feel kind of sweaty so I am going to splash some water on my face. When you go, have the water running. Light a match if you have to when you finish. Put a squirt of perfume into the air and wait to land on you ever so gently, if you have to. And if he is foolish enough to ask if you are ok, or why you are taking long, say I´ll be out in a minute, and nothing more. And I know it´s embarrasing but EVERYBODY does it. So being polite about it always helps. Good luck.
2007-03-13 11:46:34 · answer #3 · answered by nassim420 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You need to buy one of those leather lumps. The ones you can smack someone over the head with and they will get knocked out but they will not be bruised or remember anything, best of luck;) Also if it doesnt go down on the first flush take a towel or shower curtain and use it to push the material down the pipes.
2007-03-13 11:47:01 · answer #4 · answered by Gentleman 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You need to master the art of the Courtesy Flush... Sit down, do the poo quickly and then flush once right away. Then do whatever else you need to do and wipe and flush again.
2007-03-13 11:46:18 · answer #5 · answered by Gen•X•er (I love zombies!) 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
He knows that you go number 2, trust me, he knows. If you're too embarassed to use the bathroom in his presence I'd say you're not yet mature enough to be spending the night at his place.
2007-03-13 11:52:42 · answer #6 · answered by ♪ ♫Jin_Jur♫ ♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Uh, does he not leave your side? Perhaps you should have hime go make a sandwich for you or leave something in your car and have him go get it for you. If it doesn't go down the first flush you need more fiber!!
2007-03-13 11:45:43 · answer #7 · answered by questionme 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
everybody needs to poo at some time or another...your boyfriend should realize this!
Tell him you have to go to the bathroom...if you're worried about the smell, see if he has a fan in the bathroom, or at least a window to open...or room spray if possible.
And flush twice if you have to!
2007-03-13 11:46:31 · answer #8 · answered by Flower 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL
If you're that insecure with your bf, get a new one. He ought to be able to understand that everyone has to do #2 once in awhile. He'll get over it. How will you ever take it to the next level?
2007-03-13 11:45:46 · answer #9 · answered by Scotty Doesnt Know 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol i am sorry but that is funny. i am not sure all i can think of is take one before you go. or you can just do it there. hes got to learn that girls take craps too. oh and if it doesnt go down on the first fluch then that must be one big stinker. just let it go. lol good luck
2007-03-13 11:47:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋