2007-03-13 04:39:42 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
CAPTAIN KIRK! Hey, why was there only one little girl smurf? Did she do all those other little boy smurfs?
2007-03-13 04:42:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Kirk would beam Papa Smurf out into the void of space. Blue goo floating forever.
Then again...
If this were like the episode when Kirk faced the Gorn captain alone without any futuristic gadgets, Papa Smurf would probably win, since Kirk would give away all his secrets (mistaking the translating device for a portable recorder) and Papa Smurf is an alchemist.
2007-03-13 11:45:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmmm, drawing comparisons - Kirk has Spock, Papa Smurf has Brainy. There's Smurfette and the token female Star Trek characters....
Anyway, Papa Smurf would take Kirk out. He isn't PAPA Smurf for nothin'.
2007-03-13 11:44:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Most def Papa Smurf.
He would simply call out Smurfette, who would walk past Kirk and wiggle her smurfy butt, and Kirk would be all over that blue smurf.
While Kirk was smurfing her with his best moves, Papa Smurf would stun him with a potion or something.
That would be it.
Kirk would be pwned by Papa Smurf.
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2007-03-13 11:44:29 · answer #4 · answered by non_apologetic_american 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Captain Kirk b/c he could use weappons whlie Papa Smurf would never know how.
2007-03-13 11:45:53 · answer #5 · answered by missgigglebunny 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not only would Kirk win but he'd also get Smurfette in the end.
2007-03-13 11:42:56 · answer #6 · answered by Murazor 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll have to go with papa smurf
2007-03-13 11:46:36 · answer #7 · answered by photogrl262000 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry, smurf boy, but captain kirk has the phaser, and is matial arts man, so would clobber your boy in 5 seconds flat!
2007-03-13 11:43:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kirk Cameron for sure! He's got the power of the Lord in him!! Its in me too:) Feels good
2007-03-13 11:43:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It depends. How many apples high is kirk?
2007-03-13 11:45:20 · answer #10 · answered by LabGrrl 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋