Steven Seagal and Chuck Norris vs Jean-Claude Van Damme and Bruce Lee?

Question

Who would win this tag team match up?

Answer 1

Don't know what that loser with the answer above me is talkin about, but here's what i think: since Bruce lee is the baddest man to ever walk the planet, and van damme would kick the other two guys asses, i gotta go with Bruce lee and van damme.

Here is why van damme would kick Seagal and Norris' asses: I've seen way more of a wide variety of van damme's skills because of all of his roles he has played(which is what he's talking about when he pits actors against one another, i think). Anybody who's ever seen kickboxer or bloodsport, has got to agree. in bloodsport, van damme portrayed real life frank dux, the first westerner to win the kumite, a to the death display of mixed martial arts. who are they gonna pick to play dux? the other baddest sum beach to walk the planet of course!

Answer 2

That's the ONLY way that Seagal could beat Van Damme or Lee is with Chuck Norris on his side

Answer 3

Van Damme and Bruce Lee

Answer 4

This is a trick question. First, Van Damme and Lee would win the tag team bout, but Bruce would then feel compelled to do the world a huge favor and end Van Damme. As a side note, I once got to see a 5 foot, 6 inch Wing Chun master beat up Segal. It was pretty funny.

Answer 5

Jean-Claude Van Damme and Bruce Lee

Answer 6

Chuck Norris was in a movie with Bruce Lee(Way of the Dragon) many years a go. Norris played a bad guy.

Answer 7

Bruce Lee trained Chuck Norris, but team Norris would win. Vam Damme is a poser, so anyone could kick his butt, and Seagal is too fat, so he wouldn't be able to do anything either. Since Chuck Norris is the reason we all exist, so basically Chuck Norris is God, if you don't believe me, there are a lot of Chuck Norris sites that would agree with me.

Answer 8

Assuming they are all in their prime, Lee and Van Damme would win easily. Lee was quite a bit faster than Norris and his fluid style of JKD is better suited to a real fight than Norris' rather stiff karate. Segal would lose to any of them because aikido isn't a real martial art - it only works when your opponent is a training partner who knows how you are going to throw him and cooperates by falling on cue. There is a reason why aikio is philosophically opposed to tournaments or competition -- it doesn't work!

Answer 9

!what puny mortals have not seen Game of Death booming exclamation, obviously by observing this masterpiecing of chinese cinema we can see that Bruce Lee is the master of The Haired One, Chuck Norris. If Norris could beat Bruce Lee, don't you think they would have made a movie about it?

Side note: JCVD is untouchable, ask his wife/ Segal could only use his aikido if JCVD tried to steal his wallet in an alley, or sell drugs to a youth recreational facility, I saw it in a movie

Answer 10

Lets see.

An overweight dirty rat who deserves to die vs. a man with godlike powers vs. a ballerina vs. a corpse.


The only way this match up would have any challenge is if chuck ressurected bruce lee as a zombie with superhuman stregth. JCVD would be the screaming chick in the movie, segal would be the fat/ugly chick everyone hates who dies first. However as jcvd isn't a real chick- norris would probably roundhouse kick his head into orbit for acting like a sissy.

Chuck would ressurect zombie bruce lee to be a challenge to his martial arts abilities- thus he would have to be unkillable, superhumanly strong like a movie zombie (as opposed to cher who seems relatively weak), and quick.

This fight would last for years with no true winner until chuck got bored and decided to teabag insonato's daughter. and donkey punch kyra gracie then do them for hours before letting zombie bruce have a shot. They would all go out for drinks afterwards and bruce lee would explode due to consumption of large amounts of alcohol.