Mike and his pregnant wife live on a farm in a rural area in the west of England. No running water, no electricity, etc. One night, Mikes' wife is begins to deliver the baby. The local doctor is there in attendance. "What d'ya want me to do, Doctor?" "Hold the lantern, Mike. Here it comes!" the doctor delivers the child and holds it up for the proud father to see.
"Mike, you're the proud father of a fine strapping boy." "Saints be praised, I..." Before Mike can finish the Doctor interrupts, "Wait a minute. Hold the lantern, Mike." Soon the doctor delivers the next child. "You've a full set now, Mike. A beautiful baby daughter."
"Thanks be to..."
Again the Doctor cuts in, "Hold the lantern, Mike, Hold the lantern!" Soon the Doctor delivers a third child. The doctor
holds up the baby for Mike's inspection.
"Doctor," asks Mike, "Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?"
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At an auction in Manchester a wealthy American announced that he had lost his wallet containing £10,000 and would give a reward of £100 to the person who found it.
From the back of the hall a Scottish voice shouted, "I'll give £150!"
2007-03-13 04:25:21 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"ooo" my name is spelt LOKI NOT LOCI but thanx any way!
2007-03-13 04:31:07 · update #1
What do you call people from Scotland??
Scotch people...
Just something that a blonde said... (I mean, must've been a blonde, right??)
Anyway, I live in an urban area and hopefully staying there till I start having children..... Haha..... And light does have that effect sometimes... I mean, have you ever noticed how baby turtles follow the light of the moon to reach the sea???
2007-03-13 04:43:49 · answer #1 · answered by anjali k 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2/10 for the first one and 7/10 for the second one.
2007-03-13 04:30:55 · answer #2 · answered by snapdragon747 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely terrible! Its a good job your not pretending to be the God of humour
2007-03-13 04:37:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
The first one is so bad it makes me ill!
The second is ok cus its true that scots are tight as!
2007-03-13 04:31:06 · answer #4 · answered by Henry.yoyoyo 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
na zdravie to the Great Loci!
welcome back mate
2007-03-13 04:29:14 · answer #5 · answered by 000 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
first one ok, second one rubbish. not up to your usual standard.
2007-03-13 04:40:30 · answer #6 · answered by val f1 nutter 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh boy!!! Keep em commin!
2007-03-13 07:29:36 · answer #7 · answered by brainyandy 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
rubbish utterly rubbish
2007-03-13 04:32:09 · answer #8 · answered by Ryan Willcox 3 · 4⤊ 1⤋
loving them!
2007-03-13 06:05:09 · answer #9 · answered by Namina 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
oh, that crazy light!
2007-03-13 04:30:09 · answer #10 · answered by John Redcorn 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋