How bout this one?

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Man sits down at the bar. Immediately he places a paper bag down on top of the bar, rolls the top down and out steps a little man about a foot tall.
Bartender: "What can I get ya?''
Man: "I'll have a whiskey"
Bartender pointing to the little man: "What about him?"
Man: "Get him a whiskey too"
After the little man drinks his whiskey, he runs down to the end of the bar and kicks an old woman in the chin.
Bartender: "So where did you find this guy?''
Man: "I found a bottle on the beach, opened it and a genie said I could have one wish. So I wished for a 12" pr*ck and there he is."

2007-03-13 04:24:30 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles

2 answers

I love it!

2007-03-13 04:32:18 · answer #1 · answered by Jon C 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋

Funny

2007-03-13 11:48:39 · answer #2 · answered by .:KorY:. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋