Q. How are husbands like lawn mowers?
A. They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.
Q. How do men define a "50/50" relationship?
A. We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle.
Q. How do men exercise on the beach?
A. By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.
Q. How does a man show he's planning for the future?
A. He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
Q. How is Colonel Sanders like the typical male?
A. All he's concerned with is legs, breasts and thighs.
2007-03-13 04:19:16 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha!!!
2007-03-13 04:21:17 · answer #1 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
looks like your not popular m8 as there is only two answers 4 u now Oh dear looks like you need to work on it a bit more if you're to get anyone's attention
2007-03-13 11:25:12 · answer #2 · answered by Ryan Willcox 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny x
2007-03-13 11:24:43 · answer #3 · answered by sammy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i liked the beer one and kernel sanders, but im am just like that ha!
2007-03-13 11:25:16 · answer #4 · answered by Tom 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
colonel sanders is the coolest! bar none!
2007-03-13 11:27:01 · answer #5 · answered by John Redcorn 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The last one is classic!!!
2007-03-13 11:27:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good one very funny
2007-03-13 12:10:37 · answer #7 · answered by big ray 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny and true, you have to admit.
2007-03-13 13:23:27 · answer #8 · answered by rt1290 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahah thats funny...
2007-03-13 11:26:03 · answer #9 · answered by Smile Be Happy :) 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good....and true....the chicken one is great!!!
:o)
2007-03-13 11:41:16 · answer #10 · answered by unicorns_77 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋