11. Keep your back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder width apart.
10. Form a loose grip.
9. Keep your head down.
8. Avoid a quick backswing.
7. Stay out of the water.
6. Don't let your balls go in the rough.
5. Try not to hit anybody.
4. If you are taking too long, you should let others go ahead of you.
3. You shouldn't stand directly in front of others.
2. Be quiet while others are about to go.
1. Keep strokes to a minimum.
2007-03-13 04:14:16 · 8 answers · asked by Krazykraut 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ROFL that is so true how about this one for U (I know it's offensive to us blokes) Men are like a pack of cards you'll need a Heart to love him, a Diamond to marry him a Club to bash him and a Spade to bury the Bastard.
2007-03-13 04:21:10 · answer #1 · answered by Ryan Willcox 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-01 22:35:17 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't play golf! I haven't got the balls for it! and I wouldn't join any club that would have me as a member!
2007-03-13 06:25:09 · answer #3 · answered by snapdragon747 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't play golf, and I'm not a man but that sure was funny!!! Always wondered how you guys did it in public like that!!!!
LOL
:o)
2007-03-13 04:57:00 · answer #4 · answered by unicorns_77 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2007-03-13 04:32:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
And, pray that you have a "club" that will get you a "hole in one" !!!!
2007-03-13 04:21:07 · answer #6 · answered by Adios 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha!!!
2007-03-13 04:22:26 · answer #7 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This was good!
2007-03-13 04:17:33 · answer #8 · answered by Michael b 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋