Anything funny about animals! I'll start...
A guy entered a pet shop. He took a look at the parrot, then said, "Hey, you! Crackerbreath! Can you speak? Huh? Can you?!"
The parrot look at the man then replies, "Oh, yes, I can!!! How about you, nuts-for-brains? Can you fly? Huh? Can you??!!"
2007-03-13 04:13:04 · 7 answers · asked by Gamer_Nikko™ 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lol! That's a good one.
A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."
The frog says, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?"
"No," says the psychic. "Next semester in her biology class."
2007-03-13 04:52:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice, lol.
The animals at the Zoo decide to have a party. The party goes great, but there are a lot of dishes to clean afterwards. Suddenly the King Lion yells out "The two ugliest animals get to wash the dishes. All the animals start to slowly walk away. The monkey turns to the crocodile and says, "where you going buddy, you wash I'll dry"
My daughter told me that one.
2007-03-13 11:23:44 · answer #2 · answered by This, That & such 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Guy walks into a pet shop with a parrot. He says, "This parrot is always biting me. Can you file his beak down?"
The pet shop owner says, "NO! If you do that the parrot won't be able to eat and it will die."
A couple of weeks later the guy comes back to the pet shop without the parrot. The owner asks, "Where's your parrot?"
"It died."
"Geez man! I told you, if you filed down its beak, it wouldn't be able to eat and it would die!"
Guy says, "Oh c'mon, it wasn't that... it was dead before I even took it out of the vise."
2007-03-13 11:20:35 · answer #3 · answered by Craig L 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was Alright. 5
2007-03-13 11:15:47 · answer #4 · answered by Michael b 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe
gud 1
2007-03-13 11:31:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha!!!
2007-03-13 11:24:29 · answer #6 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol cute.
2007-03-13 11:17:13 · answer #7 · answered by Taurus 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋