A psychologist was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient's room.
He found Patient 1, Bob, sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half & his bonkers pal, Harry was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet.
The doctor asked Bob what he was doing.
"Can't you see I'm sawing this piece of wood in half?" Said Bob
The doctor then asked Bob what Harry was doing.
Bob replied, "Who, Harry? He's a little crazy. He thinks he's a lightbulb."
The doctor looks up and notices Larry's face is going all red.
"If he's your friend, you should get him down from there before he hurts himself" Said the doc
"And how the hell am I supposed to saw in the dark!?" said Bob
2007-03-13 03:50:14 · 15 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hee hee those asylum jokes are the "" nuts ""
2007-03-13 03:55:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute joke, but you said Larry instead of Harry...
2007-03-13 03:56:47 · answer #2 · answered by fifi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 9/10.
2007-03-13 03:58:45 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!!
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2007-03-13 15:15:21 · answer #4 · answered by ♪-e-l-l-e-♪ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that`s more like you!! Gooood stuff!!
Love this one
here`s ya *
Tink x
2007-03-13 11:57:48 · answer #5 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey, that sounds just like the blonde joke i heard yesterday!!! good joke anyways!!
2007-03-13 03:53:29 · answer #6 · answered by Cori 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hee hee thats mint!
2007-03-13 03:53:22 · answer #7 · answered by princess 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny. :)
2007-03-13 04:19:42 · answer #8 · answered by amberlynne_2007 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-03-13 04:31:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha nice!
2007-03-13 06:07:23 · answer #10 · answered by rt1290 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋