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Wouldn't anybody with even a first grade education understand that was a joke?
I feel a lot of love today though, so I forgive her. Please pray with me......
Father, please forgive this poor soul
She is lost and doesn't have the sense to know
what is wrong and what is right
Although she has used slurs and libel towards my persona
I forgive her, and place her soul in your hands
May you give her the ability and wisdom
to do the right thing for once in her life
All in your glory
Amen
Amen
2007-03-13 03:30:37 · 13 answers · asked by Kermit renversant de corporation 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Wow! Did you have to work at being this pompous and self-righteous, or is it just a gift?
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2007-03-13 03:51:03 · answer #1 · answered by Plum 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
How about this:
If you want to practice Christianity, we're not going to stop you. What we want you to stop is the insults towards everyone who says the slightest thing that you deem "un-Christian."
And speaking of not being able to take a joke:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AmZLL6Q3AXXixCEALgpNNNgAAAAA?qid=20070312102258AA3NuxT
2007-03-13 03:35:18 · answer #2 · answered by Maverick 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
NO it could not be constrived as a joke.
who said the girl was non christian, who says she needs praying for?
2007-03-13 03:39:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Actually writing down that ...prayer, in that ostentatious manner, does *not* look like a Christian forgiving attitude. Really.
2007-03-13 03:50:50 · answer #4 · answered by Trillian, Moon Daisy 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Are you a good person? What a question, most of us believe that we are good people because we can look around and find someone that is far worse than we are. We can always point to the things that we think make us a good person.
But how good are we really? Dare we take this test and look at ourselves and see if we really are good? Hmmm.
If you are willing try this and see just how good a person you are.
The Good Person Test.
How will you do? Pass or fail?
Have you ever told a lie?
Doesn't matter how big or small, just a lie.
What does that make you? Before answering think about this, if I told you a lie what would you call me? A liar?
Have you ever stolen anything? Cost doesn't matter, a piece of gum, failed to give back an ink pen that you borrowed, anything.
What does that make you?
Jesus said, "You know the saying of old, you shall not commit adultery but I say that if look at someone to lust after them you have committed adultery in your heart.
Have you ever lusted?
Jesus said that hate is equal to murder.
Have you ever hated anyone?
See one day we all are going to stand before a Holy God on Judgment Day and he is going to judge us based on His Holy Law, the Ten Commandments. These are just 4 of them and how did you do? Guilty? I have broken all of these and more, what about you? How well will you do on Judgment Day?
If we break just one point of God's Law we are guilty of breaking all the law and Gods Wrath abides upon us all. Based on God's Law we are all guilty and all are deserving of punishment. But there is an out for us.
Jesus paid the price for each one of us, took on himself God's Wrath so we wouldn't have to face it on our own. Jesus was beaten, battered, bleed and died so we wouldn't have to face God's Wrath. He rose again so that we would life in his presence. Our crimes, His payment.
The real question is where will you stand on Judgment Day. Pay yourself or have it paid for you. Think about it.
2007-03-13 03:35:18 · answer #5 · answered by Dead Man Walking 4 · 0⤊ 4⤋
If you have forgiven her, then WHY have you dragged the subject up again?
I can only assume it is so that you can pridefully grandstand your "forgiveness". You might want to reconsider how you apply the tenets of your faith.
2007-03-13 03:34:40 · answer #6 · answered by Dharma Nature 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Calling someone an asshole might not understand it as a joke.. I said your prayer and hope it is resolved.
2007-03-13 03:37:48 · answer #7 · answered by Marg 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are the type of person that gives Christianity a bad name.
Are you proud of yourself?
2007-03-13 04:14:02 · answer #8 · answered by photogrl262000 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I seriously doubt Jesus will do anything to help her develop a sense of humor. She'd probably be better off if we sat her down and had her watch comedies for a few days.
2007-03-13 03:37:47 · answer #9 · answered by Murazor 6 · 0⤊ 4⤋
Oh dear Goddess here he goes again, LOL
I'll pray for you instead, okay? :)
2007-03-13 05:57:53 · answer #10 · answered by Goddess Nikki 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋