A husband and wife are stranded out in the snowy mountains as their car has broken down. The husband ventures out to find help but returns unsucessful an hour later. He gets back in the car and says to his wife, " Sorry dear i had to come back it's so cold out there and my hands are. freezing". His wife says, "put your hands between my legs and my body heat will warm them." The next day the husband goes out again, to try and find help and returns once again very cold. His wife again offers her thighs to warm his hands. This happens many times and she finaly has had enough so wen he returns and asks to warm his hands between her legs she Snaps " Jeez, don't your ears ever get cold"!
2007-03-13
03:19:03
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