Am I sleepwalking?
2007-03-13 02:41:49 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Food & Drink ➔ Cooking & Recipes
I'd say that you really like to make beer battered onion rings. You must start drinking beer pretty early , just to decide which brand is the best. Then I'm guessing, you start setting up the cooking oil to deep fry the rings. After slicing up the onions, you are ready to make the beer batter, but decide to drink a little more of the beer(since it is open anyways), get wasted, pass out, and on the way to the floor, the oil and batter manage to be pulled down on top of yourself. thus you are a mess when you wake up.
my answer, get a good woman to make your food!
2007-03-13 04:56:01 · answer #1 · answered by busymama 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sleepwalking thru White Castle?
2007-03-13 09:50:44 · answer #2 · answered by nylatinanurse 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you a line cook and work nights? That's the first thing that pops to my mind. I'd wake up some mornings with fish batter in my hair because I was too tired to shower after work.
2007-03-13 10:05:49 · answer #3 · answered by chefgrille 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A.gas for the car: 12.00
B.1 bottle of 100 proof liquor: 27.00
C.getting drunk on the job , making a fool of yourself by doing the chicken dance and covering yourself in oil followed by a funny rendition of a panteen shampoo commercial using onion ring batter and telling everyone one yahoo answers about it. priceless
there are some things money can buy , for everything else there's dummies to entertain us.
2007-03-13 10:23:16 · answer #4 · answered by femmegoddess 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes!
Not only are you sleepwalking but you are one Heck of a messy Cook while you are doing it!
2007-03-13 09:52:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go, Femmegodess!!! You go, umm... gurl?
What?! Hey, some like to Crossplay!!! How would I know?
About the answer... Dude, go see a doctor... or a shrink... or better yet, place a camcorder near your bed, so that you can see what REALLY happened.
2007-03-13 10:35:06 · answer #6 · answered by Gamer_Nikko™ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Guess you are getting ready for a party - and there is no one there... ==assuming you are waking up alone..
IF NOT=
what does the other person look like.. hahahhahaa
2007-03-13 09:49:59 · answer #7 · answered by H.O.T. Dog 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds to me,like you had a hot night with a bar/grill waitress after hours!!
2007-03-13 09:46:35 · answer #8 · answered by barbiedoll 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like you fell asleep on the job... are you a fry cook?
2007-03-13 09:52:55 · answer #9 · answered by Sugar Pie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
do u stay alone? sounds like a good trick to pull on someone :D
2007-03-13 09:47:06 · answer #10 · answered by gaurav 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋