they each bet that they can swim the english channel without any help wot so ever.
the english man goes first gets a quarter of the way gets too tierd and drowns
the scottsman goes next he gets half the way across, gets too tierd and drowns.
the irishman upon witnessing this decides to try anyway...
he swims three quarters of the way gets too tierd and swims back!
2007-03-13 01:33:49 · 21 answers · asked by Pinki 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Now that is a funny joke..others please take note
2007-03-13 01:37:01 · answer #1 · answered by granpabear 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-06-10 17:08:05 · answer #2 · answered by Ernest 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you nonetheless right here? Your a humorous tale. i do no longer recognize in case you may desire to be laughed at or pitied. After giggling at your stupid questions, i assume somebody as tousled as you merits to be pitied and maybe desires slightly of help and suggestion. You needless to say hate being English yet you have been born that way and no quantity of slagging off the Scottish is going to alter that. sure, the English are disliked by way of incredibly much the different united states of america interior the international yet that would not make you any much less of of guy or woman. the perfect ingredient to do is settle for the actuality your English and get on along with your existence as perfect you may. You cant be Scottish! stay with it.
2016-10-02 01:15:18 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
11/10 Ffing brilliant
2007-03-13 07:49:17 · answer #4 · answered by HELEND 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good .....Once again the Irish and the Blondes excel.......Can some one explain what SWEETY is trying to say? The man is clearly from another planet....Alien Life......
2007-03-13 03:24:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke pinki,and you johnmfsa I'm Irish,blonde but I don't drink alcohol and I'm very intelligent.
2007-03-13 02:58:23 · answer #6 · answered by Princess Katie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, this is funny, i love unexplainable stupid humor. First of all he has already won because therei s no other competitors, and also, he makes his swimming distance longer by swimming back, hahahaha
2007-03-13 01:38:07 · answer #7 · answered by Gentleman 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
only the irish eh?excellent stuff my friend 10/10..im proud to be irish
2007-03-13 02:03:49 · answer #8 · answered by delboy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke, but presentation needs work
2007-03-13 01:37:39 · answer #9 · answered by Experto Credo 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
What a sensible thing to do.
2007-03-13 01:39:52 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha us Irish are really smart !
2007-03-13 02:54:24 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋