How do you know God isn't a discarded tin can by the side of I-84 just 2 miles south of the Utah-Idaho border?

Question

Give me 3 good reasons.

check your map Suzanne!

Answer 1

Well, that must be YOUR GOD lying over there waiting to be crushed under a massive 22-wheeler.

And there go your dreams of an after-life in Paradise !!!!!!

Answer 2

1) Because God is the awsome, powerful Creator of the Universe and not a discarded can of metal;

2) Because I-84 doesn't run south of the Utah-Idaho border. It starts just South of the Colorado border and ends at Santa Fe, NM.

EDIT: I did check the map!

SECOND EDIT: Stupid mapquest. You're right. But He's still not a can. What an odd question.

Answer 3

He IS a discarded tin can ... and He's the wind that blows that can along the highway, and He's the sand that collects in the corner of the can, and He's the sun that makes the metal so hot during the day.

Answer 4

A discarded “Tin Can” is not God because:
1) “Tin Can” didn’t create us; we created it.
2) “Tin Can“ can't love us; we once loved it.
3) “Tin Can“ can’t save us; do you want to save it? lol

Good luck.

Answer 5

Tin cans really exist. Gods do not. One reason is enough.

Answer 6

does it love you?