what is the funniest thing that ever happened you or someone you know?? need a laugh a bit down today which is not like me at all
2007-03-13 00:50:45 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
I saw written on the net once that a guy went to sidestep a banana skin then fell down a man hole lol
2007-03-13 01:00:34 · answer #1 · answered by Leah D 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Try the jokes and riddles section, there are always a few good ones there.
Or here's one. How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two if they're really small mice, but don't ask me how they got in there.
2007-03-13 07:56:12 · answer #2 · answered by Jenni 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yesterday... I was thinking of going to the mcdonalds and I remembered that I had to buy some books in the local bookstore...I went in there and I went straight to the counter and asked for Sauage Mcmuffin with Egg and a medium french fries and a coke..no ice please.... lol..
2007-03-13 08:10:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
do you know the chinese man on the beach. He is Wai So Tan
Man: Doctor, Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my nose
Doctor: I'll give you some cream for it
2007-03-13 08:03:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
walking across to town to get my lunch yesterday........a god damn pigeon pooped on my head!! natural instinct is to touch your head.............YYYUUKKKK!!!!!! my friend nearly weed herself.........and that would have made it even funnier........one with poop on head and one with a rather large wet patch on the crotch of her jeans!!!!! we're 23 and 22.......how mature we must have looked!!!!!
CHEER UP BIRD!!!!!!
2007-03-13 09:52:18 · answer #5 · answered by Bird 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋