Three sisters decided to get married on the same day to save their parents the expense of separate weddings. As a further step to reduce the price tag, the three sisters resolved to spend their honeymoon night at home.
Later that night, their mother couldn't sleep, so she went to the kitchen for a cup of tea. On her way, she tiptoed by her oldest daughter's bedroom and heard her screaming. The mother thought to herself, "That's normal, especially on her wedding night."
She sneaked by her second oldest daughter's room and heard her laughing. "That's normal too," she said, smiling to herself.
Finally, she slipped by her youngest daughter's room where she didn't hear a peep, but she thought nothing of it.
2007-03-13 00:30:51 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The next morning in the kitchen, after the husbands had gone out, the woman asked her eldest daughter about last night's noises. "Well Mom," she replied, "you always said if it hurt, I should scream."
"You're absolutely right sweetheart," the mother assured her, turning to her middle daughter. "Now why were you laughing?" she asked.
"You always said if it tickled, I could laugh," she answered. "True enough, honey." The mother smiled, remembering her newlywed days.
"Now it's your turn, baby," she said turning to her youngest daughter. "Why was it so quiet in your room last night?"
"Mom, don't you remember? You always told me to never talk with my mouth full."
2007-03-13 00:31:29 · update #1
That was a great one.
2007-03-13 00:34:15 · answer #1 · answered by King of Hearts 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow!!!!! That was way too funny and shocking to me. I did not see that one coming at all, I almost started busted out laughing here at work, but it's too quiet, I might scare the rest of 'em. OMG!!! I hope I'm not making it such a big deal, but that's a good 1, I would give u 5 stars if I could, but I can't. So 1 VERY BIG STAR TO YOU MY FRIEND> : O still LMAO!!!!!!! I just put out a Q awhile ago to wake me up, and if you would've answered this to me, you would've won!
2007-03-13 06:38:14 · answer #2 · answered by blah 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good one
2007-03-20 00:33:30 · answer #3 · answered by sandra s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was an improvement on the last one - still typical though!
2007-03-13 00:47:20 · answer #4 · answered by Agony Aunt 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
thats a classic, Very funny
2007-03-18 13:00:47 · answer #5 · answered by neil p 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA HA HA HA very funny but dirty at the same time
2007-03-13 00:36:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant!!!
that was a sure laugh from me.
xxx
2007-03-19 05:13:12 · answer #7 · answered by Honeybee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
another good one keep it up 10/10
2007-03-13 05:22:10 · answer #8 · answered by speedy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good Etiquettes....
2007-03-13 00:37:05 · answer #9 · answered by Zaheer Ahmed 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A brilliant one, great.
2007-03-20 12:30:36 · answer #10 · answered by lazybird2006 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋