Two deaf people got married. During the first week of marriage, they found that they were unable to communicate in the bedroom with the lights out, since they can't see each other signing, or lips to lip-read.
After several nights of fumbling around and many misunderstandings, the wife figures out a solution. "Honey, why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have s*x with me, reach over and squeeze my left bre*st one time. If you don't want to have s*x, reach over and squeeze my right br*ast one time."
The husband thinks this is a great idea. He suggests to his wife if she wants to have s*x with him, "Reach over and pull on my p*nis one time. If you don't want to have s*x, pull on my p*nis two-hundred and fifty time
2007-03-13 00:27:43 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
tee hee... ha ha...
2007-03-13 00:29:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love the joke
2007-03-13 01:08:17 · answer #2 · answered by Homestead G 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOAH! Unexpected ending!!!!
2007-03-19 17:35:31 · answer #3 · answered by ♠Jenny♠ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hilarious but crude at the same time lol
2007-03-13 01:16:13 · answer #4 · answered by yunggrl18 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!!!
2007-03-20 14:21:58 · answer #5 · answered by all about me!!! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great..
I'm still laughing
2007-03-13 01:02:15 · answer #6 · answered by Buster J 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent lol.
2007-03-20 19:51:19 · answer #7 · answered by richard_beckham2001 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG!!! tooo hilarious, but offensive to women.......nahh! it was funny either way. :P
2007-03-20 16:17:18 · answer #8 · answered by Mir3lla 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, smart man
2007-03-13 03:20:13 · answer #9 · answered by gumy bear 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes, it's funny. Made me smile. :)
2007-03-21 00:18:17 · answer #10 · answered by yepitsme22 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah its funny
2007-03-20 14:48:20 · answer #11 · answered by whomp a doodle doodle do 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋