MasterCard Wedding -- You gotta love this guy.This is a true story about a
recent wedding that took place at Clemson University . It was in the local
newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.
After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a
microphone to talk to the crowd.
He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long
distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to
thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for
providing such a lavish reception.
As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a
special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair,
including the wedding party, was a manila envelope.
He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their
envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride
having sex with the best man.
2007-03-13 00:21:50 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a
private detective to tail them.
After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a
couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!". Then
he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!". Then he turned to the
dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here."
He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning.
While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after
finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as
if nothing were wrong.
His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300
guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and
best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.
2007-03-13 00:22:45 · update #1
This guy has balls the size of church bells. Do you think we might get a
MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of this?
Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and
friends....................................$32,000.
Wedding photographs commemorating the
affair.......................................$3000
Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in
Maui ........................................$8500
The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride
humping the best man..........Priceless.
There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's
MASTERCARD.
2007-03-13 00:23:09 · update #2
Damn! That is so sweet, revenge served cold. I love it.
2007-03-13 00:27:52 · answer #1 · answered by iroc 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
5 outta 5 Priceless
2007-03-13 00:26:45 · answer #2 · answered by Reptile Lover 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You watch too much TV, but she definately deserved being humiliated in front of her family and friends like that......what a s lu t, who would go through with that marraige if they weren't faithful to begin with and pretend in front of a Priest/Pastor? like it was ok for a normal wedding........how sick of her.
I would make a video of it if I had it and make some money off of it, but you should get the families' permissions, first. I'm sure the groom's family would want their cut, and the slu tty brides' family would want nothing to do with it.
2007-03-13 00:30:09 · answer #3 · answered by kaliroadrager 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Urban legend. Never happened.
http://www.snopes.com/weddings/embarrass/bothered.asp
2007-03-13 02:53:38 · answer #4 · answered by leaptad 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
OMG thats great.........you should send that to Mastercard.....maybe they'll use it
2007-03-13 00:28:00 · answer #5 · answered by Bizzaregrl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
awesome
2007-03-13 03:26:09 · answer #6 · answered by dubstar23 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-03-13 00:39:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha!!!
2007-03-13 03:09:36 · answer #8 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny stuff.. keep it coming...
2007-03-13 01:25:05 · answer #9 · answered by kath m 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sweet. :))
2007-03-13 00:36:31 · answer #10 · answered by don'twantthistoend 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋