Well you need to learn Chinese in 5 minutes (You MUST read them aloud)
English Chinese
That's not right Sum Ting Wong
Are you harboring a fugitive? Hu Yu Hai Ding
See me ASAP Kum Hia Nao
Stupid Man Dum Fuk
Small Horse Tai Ni Po Ni
Did you go to the beach? Wai Yu So Tan
I bumped into a coffee table Ai Bang Mai Fu Kin Ni
I think you need a face lift Chin Tu Fat
It's very dark in here Wai So Dim
I thought you were on a diet Wai Yu Mun Ching
This is a tow away zone No Pah King
Our meeting is scheduled for next week Wai Yu Kum Nao
Staying out of sight Lei Ying Lo
He's cleaning his automobile Wa Shing Ka
Your body odor is offensive Yu Stin Ki Pu
Great Fa Kin Su Pa
2007-03-13 00:16:53
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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Nobody is always in the dump. be happy and look on the brighter side of the life
2007-03-13 00:35:05
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answer #2
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answered by Forgettable 5
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well, when i want to cheer myself up i always remember that story about stepping on ducks. do u know it? when 3 women got to heaven and were told to do whatever they wanted except stepping on ducks. and there were ducks everywhere. so one stepped on a duck right away, so an extremely ugly man was brought and chained to her forever. after one week another woman stepped on a duck and even uglier man was chained to her forever. the third woman was so careful, 2 weeks she managed not to step on any duck and then a gorgeous, the most handsome man was brgought and chained to her forever. she was so happy and grateful and asked "o, god, what have i done to deserve this ultimate happiness?" and a man answered "well, i don't know what u have done, but i just stepped on a duck"
2007-03-13 00:15:33
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answer #3
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answered by jacky 6
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Shrek went confidentily to hollywood to win the price for the urgliest creature on earth.surprisingly he came back shouting .who the hell is obasanjo(nigerian president)
2007-03-13 00:23:05
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answer #4
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answered by ebiyedinak 3
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wats up babygirl your probaly to fine to dumpsterdiven in the DUMPS
2007-03-13 00:18:33
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answer #5
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answered by blingcustomdetail 1
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Hi babe, no one can force you to cheer up but one thing is for sure, read the bible and you'll find your peace .
2007-03-13 00:13:31
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answer #6
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answered by jaxt517 2
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Is your avatar buck-toothed?! That's the first avatar with an overbite I ever saw!
2007-03-13 00:14:44
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answer #7
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answered by wetdreamdiver 5
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ok
the word of the day is "LEGS"
y dont you come over to my place n we will spread the word !! lol
2007-03-13 00:19:35
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answer #8
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answered by hellwot 2
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I love you and people suck
2007-03-13 00:12:36
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answer #9
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answered by doughdzm 2
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smile,because you my darl'n are not alone >:?D
2007-03-13 00:20:50
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answer #10
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answered by Spanky the monkey !!! 6
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