A good lawyer joke.......?

Question

A lawyer married a woman who had
previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that
be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept
telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services: he was never
really sure how it was supposed to function, but he
said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything
checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get
the system up.

Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew
he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able
to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic
process but wanted three years to research, implement,
and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he
thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was
his job or not.

Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice
product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was
talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at
it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did
was......... God! I miss him!

But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed."

Answer 1

that was good
i really liked that well done

Answer 2

funny, but kind of long. you could easily tweek is so she has 5 former husbands and not 10. that way it will be easier to hold peoples attention.

5/10

Answer 3

heard it before

Answer 4

Ha ha!!!

Answer 5

funny...sadly...its true!!!