need help i don't no this language?

Question

this was sent to me, could u let me know what it say's please.
se eu te aparecess em casa a 1 da manha,o que farias?
1.faziamos sexo?
2.beijavas-me?
3.davas-me a mao?
4.comiamo-nos
5.nada
6 iamos sair
7 mandavas-me embora
8.aconchegavas-me?
9.Fumavas cmg.
10. Bebi.
any help with this would be great, thank you

Answer 1

If I turned up at your house at 1 in the morning, what would you do?

1, Would we have sex?
2. Would you kiss me?
3. Would you shake hands with me?
4. Would we eat each other? (!!!!!)
5. Nothing
6. Would we go out somewhere?
7. Would you send me away?
8. Would you hug me?
9. Would you have a smoke with me?
10. Drink?

Answer 2

I speak Spanish, and it is quite similar to it. Maybe it is Portuguese or some dialect.

The first line means: If you show up at home at 1AM, what would you do?

Then it gives some options, I don't get them all.
1. Would we have sex?
2. Would we kiss?
3. Would you hold my hand?
4. We'd eat?
5. nothing?
6. We'd go out?
7. (no clue)
8. Would you give me advise?
9. We'd smoke?
10. We'd drink?

Hope it helps.

Answer 3

thats portuguese
7 is "tell me to go away!"
8 is cuddle