Two good friends are on a safari. One day, while they're dipping their toes in a lake, a lion slowly approches them.
One of the guys puts on his running shoes. The other guy asks why..."you're not gonna run faster than a lion, even with your Nikes"
He replies, "I don't have to run faster than the lion, I just have to run faster than you...." ;-)
2007-03-12 23:23:07 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
not good friends any more............
funny
2007-03-12 23:26:24 · answer #1 · answered by its just a joke 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah... that was a good one but unfortuanately I cannot think of any such jokes right now.
2007-03-12 23:26:31 · answer #2 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?
nothing you haven't already told her twice before...
2007-03-13 03:08:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
yes i have a few ..forgot that thanks for the reminder..
2007-03-12 23:29:04 · answer #4 · answered by conan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋