John and Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and John got pulled over by the police. The officer told John that he was stopped because his tail light was burned out. John said, "I'm very sorry officer, I didn't realize it was out, I'll get it fixed right away."
Just then Jessica said, "I knew this would happen when I told you two days ago to get that light fixed."
So the officer asked for John's license and after looking at it said, "Sir your license has expired."
And again John apologized and mentioned that he didn't realize that it had expired and would take care of it first thing in the morning.
Jessica said, "I told you a week ago that the state sent you a letter telling you that your license had expired."
Well by this time, John is a bit upset with his wife contradicting him in front of the officer, and he said in a rather loud voice, "Jessica, shut your mouth!"
The officer then leaned over toward Jessica and asked. "Does your husband always talk to you like that?"
Jessica replied, "only when he's drunk."
2007-03-12 23:06:48 · 15 answers · asked by its just a joke 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good one! LOL...!
2007-03-12 23:43:28 · answer #1 · answered by slumberdoll 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Cute story is it true or something you made up because it is very good. You have very good writing skills content story line all very well done.
Now if this is true it still is well done and Jessica needs to learn how to keep her mouth shut and quit spilling the beans.
2007-03-12 23:16:08 · answer #2 · answered by Tom Sawyer 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Wow I sense a very bad argument cropping up
2007-03-12 23:21:52 · answer #3 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a difference a punch line makes! Too funny!
2007-03-12 23:10:59 · answer #4 · answered by Mrs. T 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Then John pulled out his .45 Magnum and blew Jessica's head off. "Good thing I bought that ammo when you told me to last week," he said.
2007-03-12 23:09:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Lol! I have heard of that one but it is still funny!
2007-03-12 23:09:27 · answer #6 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very nice one. Cheers !!!
2007-03-12 23:10:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes i posted a joke like that once .. its not bad
2007-03-12 23:10:03 · answer #8 · answered by conan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Uh-Oh! LOL.
Have a great day!
2007-03-12 23:37:15 · answer #9 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2007-03-12 23:19:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehee
2007-03-13 02:48:44 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋