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How British Media would respond to the End of the World

The Mirror - WE'RE DEAD!
The Sun - GOTCHA ALL!
The Sunday Times: Special Keepsake Magazine FREE Inside!
The News of the World - CHARLES AND CAMILLA SEX ROMP SHOCK!
The Guardian - NOBODY TO BLAME BUT OURSELVES
The Telegraph: Blair Responsible for Worst Ever End of the World
The Star: FORGET IT! WE'VE FILLED OUR PAGES WITH ****
The Morning Star: CAPITALISM IS OVER!
The BBC: BILLIONS TO DIE - MANY BELIEVED TO BE BRITONS
ITV: Special Report Tonight By Trevor McDonald (Circumstances Permitting)
The Daily Mail: YOBS PART OF ARMAGGEDON PROBLEM
TV-AM: And later on Lorraine Kelly will be discussing with our fashion experts just what to wear when a world comes to an end.
QUESTION TIME: Join our panel who as usual will not not know in advance any of the questions. Well, (to applause and laughter) maybe just one of them!
All local press: Local dog leaps to death - did he know?

2007-03-12 23:03:59 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

11 answers

American Media:
Bush blows it again!
Hilary to save the world!
Brtiiany gets new tattoo on nose before blast!
Oprah and Letterman seen in shelter together!

2007-03-12 23:09:18 · answer #1 · answered by Mrs. T 4 · 3 0

Is the world coming to an end. AAAAHhhhhh get me outta here.

Look Kay, it dosent have to be a question... This is the jokes and riddle section. You can tell a joke or a riddle.

I just hate when people come out with these smart *** comments, "whats the queston". they probably just dont get the joke and then they get mad. Go to another page if you dont like it.

2007-03-12 23:12:13 · answer #2 · answered by Richbitch 3 · 0 0

funny
try the magazines now......
heat- jade in end of world shock
star- britney in rehab, again
more- the last position(sex)you will ever do
grazia- posh sinks to a new low
now-jade and britney new best pals
i know they suckpretty bad, as do the magazines, of all the troubles in the world the best they can put on the cover is lyndsay lohan showing her crotch again, or britney going to rehab for the 15th time!! wow (zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz) lol

2007-03-12 23:42:04 · answer #3 · answered by fear of the dark 4 · 1 0

I did not get many of them because I do not know much about British media. But the ones I did understand were cute.

2007-03-12 23:11:15 · answer #4 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0 0

Haha love The BBC, TV-AM and local press lol

2007-03-12 23:08:03 · answer #5 · answered by hayleynichols88 2 · 0 0

Loved em all, the best one, T-V-AM, can just imagine it, still laughing.10-10

2007-03-12 23:54:18 · answer #6 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0 0

funny funny funny
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2007-03-12 23:29:37 · answer #7 · answered by ngbreeca 3 · 0 0

Ha ha!!!

2007-03-13 03:16:02 · answer #8 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0 0

um wats the question???

2007-03-12 23:07:24 · answer #9 · answered by Kay 3 · 0 2

lol

2007-03-12 23:10:32 · answer #10 · answered by MagicalPixie 3 · 0 0

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